Satan says we're dangerous

candles are how we keep fires as pets

this is unnecessarily adorable

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

Hmm

This is getting lots of notes, so guess what

reblog to magically pass all your exams

shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

me after finals

me: hey can you make dopamine and serotonin

my brain:

I blame josh for me being so sarcastic