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@teawithlou / teawithlou.tumblr.com

I come back stronger than a 90's trend
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Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson

Word Count: 23,148

Harry Styles is a singer who had been looking for his soulmate for his whole life and he uses his songs as a way of communicating and finding his soulmate. Louis happens to be a university student who tries to make money from being a part-time dancer in the X Factor Show. Harry’s team seem to take the chance of using the whole soulmate concept as a way of getting more attention from the fans and Louis can swear that he’d never listened to Harry’s music before.
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Transcription:

Tiktok 1: What's the weirdest thing about you body that you haven't gotten fixed yet?

Tiktok 2: (unintelligible) I started having issues hearing out of my right ear so i go to the doctor like any normal person would, and the guy looks in my ear with that little flashlight nozzle thing and he goes, "hm." And I go, "what?" And he says, "You don't have an ear canal."

Well I DID! Haven't missed any payments, who took it?!

He sends me to the very convenient ear specialist around the corner who then looks in my ear and goes, "JESUS!"

That is not the first thing I want my doctor to say to me! You think you know where this is going and you think it's gonna be a bug- WRONG.

This man informs me that there is a small tooth-sized bone growing across my ear. So I'm sitting there trying to process this like, "So should I go to the dentist?" And he goes "Oh, no it's only covering about 60% of your ear canal so as long as it doesn't start growing more then you don't need immediate surgery." So now I can't go underwater or else it gets trapped behind my ear-tooth!

Also, to the person on twitter who said I wasn't getting enough action so my body had to start 'boning' itself?

That was mean.

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