rolled up to the girl

Toooooooo fuckin smooth

10/10

The execution.

The precision.

Then he made her laugh…

Hilarious🥀👐

This is so my favorite Thor movie

that “oh shit” line is my absolute favorite moment in the history of Thor movies

Why does this fucking movie read like a god damn crack video but ITS ALL CANON AND REAL WTF MR WAITITI

The Backstreet Boys performing I Want It That Way together from each of their homes is exactly what I needed today.

OMGGGGGGG

I love this

*walks into a psychology lecture wearing a tshirt with freud’s face on it that says “THIS GUY IS A FUCKING IDIOT” in sparkly bold type*

well im glad SOMEONE got the implied subtext in this post

I may be an absolute disaster of an adult but when someone younger than me asks for advice I turn into a Wise Professor

Youngster: how do you cope with exams/anxiety/time management

Me, who just had a panic attack while eating a bagel at 2 pm:

This hit me too hard

me

HE DID NOT

HE DID AND I LOVE IT

*he touches my cheek* My subtle contour is on your hand now. That’s tom ford foundation and blush with Laguna by Nars and Becca bronzer

how to fall asleep quickly in a way that doesnt involve drugs or blunt trauma

laying next to someone who you love

hubris is sexy actually

being so excessively self-confident that the gods themselves have to intervene to teach you not to be such a smug little bastard??? that’s preddy hot