went to the aquarium this summer and stood in front of a 335,000 gallon kelp forest and got so pissed off about not being one of those fish that my throat tightened and my fists clenched. it lasted like 10 seconds until I noticed I was being a weirdo in public but I understand everythng about this world now…………..
it’s like when you’re at a fast food restaurant and you see a school bus pull up
yeah I know them we went to tumblr together
Tumblr may be a little slow rn. It is currently experiencing 8 people at once!!
gouger and gougita
e bugs
You’ve become friends with a murder of crows. They occasionally mimic you, saying simple greetings or short phrases. Today, they seem uninterested in your offerings, and almost appear on edge. Waiting for something. You try to ask them what’s wrong. “Hide,” one caws swiftly.
Professor X asks a girl, “what is your mutant power?”
Girl replies: “I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!”
She points up and says: “3 pulls”
Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.
Professor X: “Yeah thats cool and all, but not really a super power…”
Girl: “Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics”
Professor X, still standing: “Oh my god”
CHANGE YOUR NAME JEFF
bro oh my god … vanilla extract
vanilla extract smells wonderful but tastes horrific on its own. but mixed with sugar and flour and cream it tastes just like it smells. we need the support of others to reach our full potential
no man is an island everyone is vanilla extract
Well it’s no wonder why Doc Ock always wears those sunglasses. He kind of has the biggest, saddest, wettest eyes I’ve ever seen on any creature besides a chihuahua.
im laughing so fucking hard
i’m gonna fucking piss myself
“Sorry we missed our exceptionally high tree-planting target, the global pandemic that’s devastated every corner of the world got in the way”
BBC are the propaganda arm of the British government and they’re fucking dreadful.
“Only managed” 90% bruh they basically did it
In 2019-2020 Scotland "only" planted 10,860 hectares. England planted 2,330; Northern Ireland 200; Wales 80.
So, over 80% of new planting in the UK took place here in Scotland and the BBC criticise us?
The name checks out
They can't keep getting away with this
last year it was like "catradora is the best cartoon wlw representation ever, rupphire is now obsolete" and today it's all "lumity is the best cartoon wlw representation ever, catradora is now obsolete" like have you guys considered that representation doesn't work like this, at all
it's insane that this is even a common discussion point now, when back in 2014 the korra/asami handholding scene made the fandom go nuclear. and i have to keep reminding myself that 2014 was seven whole years ago (nearly a decade!)
idk maybe instead of treating gay representation like an arms race, consider being normal instead! love and light
happy birthday to all the tbs in the southern hemisphere!
Special Event: All Horses’ Birthday (Southern Hemisphere only)
Special Event: All Horses' Birthday (Northern Hemisphere only)
Image description: [A screenshot of Google results with a detailed realistic painting of eight horses running through shallow water. Underneath is text that reads: "All thoroughbreds have the same birthday so that their ages can be standardized for comparison because of the historical lack of records of actual birthdays. All thoroughbred horses celebrate their birthday on the same date, January 1 in the Northern hemisphere and August 1 in the Southern hemisphere.
https://www.onlymelbourne.com.au >.
Horses' Birthday 2021 - Only Melbourne" /end description]
Wait for it…
Afton this thanksgiving
