2017 HAS BEEN SAVED JULIE ANDREWS HAS JOINED TWITTER

things to be happy about: - finding a new favorite song - taking a hot bath when you’re really cold - finishing a good book - having sex with someone you really love - falling asleep at the beach - sunscreen on a babies nose - getting into a freshly made bed - coming home after a long vacation - watching the people you love most laugh - painting your nails - hot cups of tea when it’s raining - coming home after a long day - waking up and stretching

Be picky about who you fuck, love and befriend.

me: i literally couldnt care less about what people think about me

also me: 

don’t be upsetti, eat some dick

did I do it right

My father’s advice #1 (via northern-proper)

el tigre super gordito

i’m choking

oh my god

“Pwease no more baths mom”