14 things to remember in a relationship (via ttteenage-wasteland)
American Horror Story Parallels.
My own post.
I am serious, please credit your usage. A facebook page just stole this picture without crediting me.
→ "You're a smart girl."
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A 50- something year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn’t want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said “I cannot sit here next to this black man.” The fight attendant said “Let me see if I can find another seat.” After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated “Ma’am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class.” About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated “The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to such a disgusting, unpleasant person, the captain has agreed to allow the switch to first class.” Before the woman could say anything, the attendant turned to the black man and said, “Therefore sir, if you would please retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class, as the captain would hate for you to have to sit next to such a disgusting person.”
Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.
Forever reblog
incomplete list of things girls like:
- homicide
- double homicide
- triple homicide hell yeah
- witchcraft
- lesbianism
- human sacrifice
- dead things
- monsters
- summoning satan
ahs-forever-obsessed here now you can win me over c:
I'll keep this in mind :3
100-150
100: Last time I cried in front of someone: Saturday night with ahs-forever-obsessed while watching The Book Thief.
101: Last time I saw someone I havent seen a while: 2 weeks ago, my sister desmarie.
102: Last time you ate: About an hour ago.
103: Last time you hugged someone: Sunday.
104: Future: I think the future is going to be shit. It’s only going to get worse from here.
105: My Family: Dont get a long with them at all.
106: Sports: I have no motivation to play them.
107: College: A good experience and I look forward to it.
108: Designer Clothes: Pointless.
109: Gas prices: Outrageous.
110: My neighbors: Assholes.
111: Work: Work is needed and shitty.
112: Facebook: Annoying.
113: Ebay: Use it a lot and love it.
114: Backstabbers: A waste of time.
115: Parents: My mom and I dont get a long and my father was murdered in 2010.
116: Reality Tv. Stupid.
Myspace: Outdated.
118: Abortion: Hard subject but it disgusts me. I dont judge anyone who’s had one but girls in my school use it as a form of like birth control and it disgusts me. But people have a right to their decision.
119: The presidential election: Needed and everyone should participate if old enough.
120: Gay marriage: Absolutely support it
121: George Bush: Hate him.
122: War: Pointless and stupid.
123: Yankees or Red Sox: Yankees
124: Disney or Six Flags: Six Flags
125: Chocolate or Flowers: Chocolate.
126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Christmas
127: East Coast or West Coast: West Coast.
128: Manicure or Pedicure: Manicure.
129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Adam Sandler.
130. Wal-Mart or Target: Target.
131: Small Town or Big City: Big City.
132: Kat Mcphee or Taylor Hicks: Uhm who? I’ll guess Kat Mcphee.
133: Coach or Chanel: Designer things? Uh Chanel I guess.
134: Singing or Dancing: Singing.
135: Buried or Cremated: Buried.
136: Hilary or Obama: Obama
137: Coke or Pepsi: Coke.
138: Ugly and rich or Sweet and poor: Sweet and poor.
139: Flips Flops or High Heels: Flips Flops.
140: Mac or Pc: Mac.
141: White chocolate or Milk chocolate: Milk chocolate.
142: Mcdonalds or Burger King: Mcdonalds.
143: Curly or Straight: I always straighten my hair but I am naturally curly. So straight hair.
144: Oranges and Apples: Oranges.
145: Night or Day: Night.
146: Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate.
147: Autumn or Spring: Autumn.
148: Summer or Winter: Summer.
149: Hot or Cold: Hot.
150: Blondes or Brunettes: Uh it doesnt matter but I guess Brunettes.
Gosh thank you for all of these !! c:
200, 149, 36, 2
200: Whats your crush’s name?: I have a daughter and am in a relationship with ahs-forever-obsessed c:
149: Hot or Cold?: Hot
36:Favorite Vehicle?: I like classics or anytime of Jeep.
2: Favorite Dog Breed?: Bull Mastiff. c:
Thank you for these lovely anon c:
Can someone go on a date with me and just listen to Fleetwood Mac ? Like please?
Nooo! You can go your own way ! Lol jk, of course I will :3
I dont think this has ever explained us better haha c: ahs-forever-obsessed
Perfect representation :3 lol
i just wanna have rough sex and fall asleep then wake up and have more rough sex
No you don’t even want to sleep, you never do. ;) it’s always rough ;3
you know me so well c; Well not that we’re understood I expect there to be no breaks when fucking this weekend haha! Understood? ;3
i just wanna have rough sex and fall asleep then wake up and have more rough sex
No you don’t even want to sleep, you never do. ;) it’s always rough ;3
you know me so well c; Well not that we’re understood I expect there to be no breaks when fucking this weekend haha! Understood? ;3
i just wanna have rough sex and fall asleep then wake up and have more rough sex
No you don’t even want to sleep, you never do. ;) it’s always rough ;3
you know me so well c; Well not that we’re understood I expect there to be no breaks when fucking this weekend haha! Understood? ;3
i just wanna have rough sex and fall asleep then wake up and have more rough sex
No you don’t even want to sleep, you never do. ;) it’s always rough ;3
you know me so well c; Well not that we’re understood I expect there to be no breaks when fucking this weekend haha! Understood? ;3