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A witch is a magic user with more focus on medicine and the body and a wizard is a magic user with more focus on like physics and academia. I don’t know what dingus made up one day that they’re just the 2 magic genders, that sounds stupid

witches = magic doctors, wizards = magic researchers, artificers = magic engineers, alchemists = magic chemists, sorcerers = magic youtubers

What about warlocks?

[deep, deep, deep sigh] 

magic sugar babies 

What about Druids?

Magical horse girls

happy new year I am a different person after reading this thread

being asexual on tumblr during 2016-18 used to be so wild bc someone would make a random post like “ace people prefer reading books and cakes over having sex haha” and 15 tumblr blogs with urls like “meanexclusie” and “bitchboycourse” and “cisshettiephobie” would flock underneath a post and start writing essays about how op is homophobic bc they implied that people who arent asexuals do nothing but have sex everyday and are too dumb to read books when op literally never implied any of that and was just making a random joke post

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

Him face

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

(Source: me)

Had some time to replay DA:I and I was so happy to see Dorian again. Missed him something fierce. 🥰

“tumblr is so embarrassing-”

I was on deviantart and fanfiction.net for the entire first decade of this century

embarrassing content is a normal part of being a teen on the internet

listen, this ain’t new, my buddy, my pal, everyone is embarrassing always

You guys really think your lip sync tik toks are gonna age well in a decade?

This is the shit that humbles you later in life.

nibble nibble

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intricate rituals of two bastards flexing their manipulative schemes 

BYE KSKDLAMDKDSM

I cannot tell you guys how much I’ve laughed at this yesterday, the comments on the willow mv are PRICELESS! 😂😂

For those of you wondering what the Swift rule is, every time Taylor releases an album, Corinthians (one of the big soccer teams in Brazil) doesn’t lose the previous and upcoming game. Like, never. And this weekend they were going to play the currently best team in Brazil, and regional rival. The other team was on a winning streak, but the swift rule is unbeatable.

But it doesn’t stop there!! People really believe taylor is some kind of patron saint of Corinthians, not only the Swift rule is definitely a thing, but Corinthians had never won a national championship while Taylor wasn’t born, first time was in 1990. And there is more, back in the day we still had playoffs for the main championship, and guess when was the final that crowned Corinthians champion? December 13th.

SOME GEMS ON THE WILLOW MV COMMENTS:

“saint george in heaven (patreon saint of Corinthians) and taylor swift on earth. go miss corinthiana”

“it was never luck it was always taylor swift. go corinthians!”

“I was always prejudiced to hear taylor songs but since she blessed Corinthias i have started to listen and they are good. thank you taylor. go corinthias”

"Taylor Swift is the patron saint of a Brazilian soccer team" is not something I expected to learn today

Work it grandma

OK I SAID WORK IT AND SHE REALLY DID

You know what? Suddenly 38 seems like a perfectly valid age to dress how I fucking want to.

“Yes! It’s us! The Good Boys!” 

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wait. in will's romeo and juliet reference he chooses a romeo line. does that make hannibal juliet

Hannibal season 1, episode 8, Fromage script / Romeo and Juliet 1968 dir. Franci Zeffirelli

Mundane America. Broken pole with rope and an American Flag. Cincinnati, Ohio.

Wait.  Wait.

Wait.

I know that telephone pole.

I know that telephone pole intimately because I’m the one who broke it.

Thats the pole next to Sycamore Jr. High, in between the jr high school and Pipkins, where I had my second car accident.  A woman t-boned my car and drove me into that pole in 2008 and it took them years to actually take it down.

That black metal pole you see just beyond the broken phone pole is a “Now Leaving/Welcome To Blue Ash, Ohio” sign, visible at 5520 Cooper Road on google maps.

(the flag is there, btw, because its the starting point for the Blue Ash/Montgomery July 4th parade.)

The internet is so staggeringly immense that I can’t help but be disproportionately delighted when things like this happen.

HEY THIS IS THE THIRD FLOOR OF THE BUILDING I WORK IN AND THERES A HORSE HERE