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I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

Everyone's all "i'll fuck your dad" until they realize that means they'd have to fuck someone over 40. and those people are weak.

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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

Hey its been at least 9 years anything changed?

nope! all quiet on the linguistic front. i am a girl now though

women learned about the concept of love languages and never stfu

I hope our baby’s love language is acts of service

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I wonder why

get you a friend that loves hearing infodumps

tiramisu am i right