Cheers, Love!

found a brothel in Baldur's Gate 3 and hired a very kinky drow, then experienced the funniest video game sex scene I've ever seen

die french

die english

the hundred years war 

HAVE SEX WITH ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I AM NORMAL AND CAN BE TRUSTED WITH UNMITIGATED ACCESS TO YOUR EXPOSED PENIS

pleas coming from the other side of the glory hole that give me a lot of confidence about how this encounter is going to go

outta the way I'm bout to get some normal exposed penis experiences

alright I reflected on the self. I'm 100% sure the beasts are the issue here

Hell yeah bro. 🤝Time for top surgery

sorry homie. I see now you said beasts. Like, The animal . Not breasts. The word for boobs. Did not mean to threaten you.

this is so fucking funny

World Heritage Post

bought the tumblr checkmarks out of impulse

i cant get rid of them

everybody hates you now grawly

laughed out loud at this tag on an art post where the OP was deactivated .

theater but youre the movie

I think Tumblr should simply gamify reporting spambots for its users and give a day of free crabs to whoever (correctly) reports the most

whack-a-bot

For every ten verifiable bots reported, a random original post of yours will be blazed. You do not get to choose which.

the gang's all here

‪happy christmas to my favourite story of all time‬

This is the energy I need at the 2022 holidays

is this seat taken

where giratina

He's the therapist

he sure is

the tumblr app is so broken my phone just wants to take it behind the woodshed and shoot it

Little librarian

He’s going such a good job at it too!

can you guys stop lying with those “dont cry, x number of vampires” posts? everyone knows theres 34 vampires

This is in fact true! There’s a law that forbids there being more than 34 vampires at any given time. For more information, look up vampire rule 34!

Okay I’ll do that

Oh hell yeah vampire titties