Oya oya oya?

BALDUR'S GATE 3 (2023) dev. Larian Studios

DAMN VIOLET LMFAO

Read a book with a smut scene with the following sentence: "...as his lips slip down my throat..." As I was unable to imagine something realistic with that, I had then the following picture in my mind:

I’m a simple whore. I see bloodweave…I like it and reblog it.

This awesome commission of Cassian and Aelin randomly meeting through a portal was done for me by the amazing @ritzeldraws for my 7k commission! With hofas getting closer, what if….? 😂

Please no repost, ty.

"astarion is a traumatized abuse victim who deserves kindness" and "astarion is a mean rat bastard man who would rip out your throat for a corn chip if he felt like it" are two statements that can and should coexist

the scream i let out

cred: elenana.art

Maybe the true hero of baldurs gate is the bisexuality we made along the way

we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors

With you, I forget my goddess

Azriel

Art: tangerine.eileen

this notion that if you're an adult still on tumblr it's bc something is wrong doesn't sit right with me... unfortunately I can't refute it bc there is something wrong with me

Just found out I was thirsty not by receiving a signal from my body about it but by dozing off and dreaming about cold water from different alluring angles. This is great. I think all my wants and needs should be revealed to me this way

“I think Larian should—“

Fanfiction. You need to write fanfiction. For the love of god and all that is holy, just write some fucking fanfiction.

Pov: all of your colleagues want you dead (sound)

I expected

Caramelldansen

and was not disappointed.