yo happy birthday to that person that told me their birthday was on Earth Day like a decade ago
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#OUGH#BARK BARK BARK#Taemin just hanging out at some human party to get some dick. mood#Jonghyun being a moody loser. also mood#taem nutting from his shoe...... ough.....#ficrec#fic rec#???? You would think after every time I rebagel a fic and don't remember which tag is the right one#I would go figure it out
jongtaekey; chef's kiss magnefique; pg
gremlin.
Kibum narrows his eyes. He knows what they're doing. They're making fun of him. They're making fun of him for earlier that afternoon when he cut open a fresh lemon and squeezed some juice over his homemade chicken salad. He said that the juice really brightened up the whole thing and woke up his palate and they're making fun of him for it.
Anonymous asked:
word: patronising
pairing: jongtae
location: porn shoot in a sketchy building (which is also where the main office is)
not sure how this came into my head... sounded cool to me ☆
but i hope u can have fun with it
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No pun intended, this is the hardest day Jonghyun has ever had as a fluffer. At least two times per position the director has been calling a cut to talk about some fucking problem he's imagined is happening. Jonghyun has to have had DangerAce's dick in his mouth or hands more times than he's had anyone's dick in this past year at this job. He likes cock, but not this much. He's even have time to chat up Ace and learn that his name is actually Taemin and he's going to be so mad if the shoot drags out long enough that he misses one of his favorite video game streamers go live tonight.
#asks#anonymous#jongtae#pornstar sookie my beloved ??? massive warlocks. obviously#anygay jongtae work together more after this and after the like#5th time that Taemin fucks him after a shoot for being so cute and nice he realizes that wait. It's just a crush lol#Jonghyun thought they were dating the whole time#also hot milf sookie+young advice taem thank u goodnight#Also also thank you for the little guy he is very cute : )
Reunion, onkey, anywhere
(Sorry, didnt read it properly the first time.)
"It has to be legal to get gay married in 10 years right?"
"It has to be, or else I'm moving."
"Mood. Anyway, my point is, 10 year high school reunion, if it's legal to get gay married, we're getting gay married."
"Deal."
#asks#oh-noona#onkey#And then also all the other pairings lol#Of course onjongho all get divorced and married and divorced and married all the time. For the drama of it.#But it's not legal and [Jonghyun voice] it's more fun if it's legal and inconvenient to the government#onkey were those friends where it's like#After you graduate you realize you were only friends with them because you sat next to them in class for 4 years#But then they met up at the reunion again and they were like wait . You're hot now lol
How about. send me word, pairing, location and I will try to write something smol for you : )
Jinki/Jonghyun; no dude it's totally fine; PG
Just some soft jongyu : )
"Would you like a lullaby?" he offers instead of giving Jonghyun the satisfaction of acknowledging his nervousness around the smallest, quietest dog in the universe. "Oh, no thank you, I would melt right into the bed," Jonghyun chuckles.
#jongyu#jonghyun#jinki#oneshot#pg#fluff#It's hard for jinx to believe he's good and deserve nice things but boy is he trying#and it's hard for Jonghyun to put himself first and admit when he needs help or accommodation but boy is he also trying#they are trying together#Speed running these tags because I accidentally posted this before I finished formatting It LMFAO#It's my dad's birthday : )
If you get a boop back from theoogtree that's me lol
Anonymous asked:
7. do you have any ocs? what are their names? give a brief bio on them.
Yes I do but they do not have names because all I have are Vibes and conversations that I think about when I'm falling asleep and then I forget them but consider this. 30-40 Years after the revolution saw the entire Royal Family executed and power and land returned to the people a journalist decides to track down all of the rumors and stories about the lost prince whose body was never found and she takes a few friends/hired bodyguards with her to explore the world and interview pirates and rebels and crabby old ladies to find out if the lost prince really did escape that night or if it's all just a story
(the lost prince really did escape that night with his servant that he'd been secretly dating for years and his other servant that just kind of got pushed on him [but like they became friends eventually and they care each other too] and now he is living a happy quiet life as an old not royal dude in the woods with his beloved and their friend that visits every now and again and the journalist discovers this eventually and she decides to let them live in peace but oh no ! Some of her companions have other motives)
#anonymous#asks#Yes the Lost Prince is Taemin and the servants are jongyu lmfao but that whole thing got too big and I'm never going to post it#or write all of it#And then I started thinking about little girl that was there when the castle burned and she has so much energy and enthusiasm#Now to go looking and finding answers#I care her#I also have other ocs but those are either even less thought out or way more convoluted lol#Of course I have written nothing for any of them : )
Anonymous asked:
26. how long have you been writing?
Since like forever lol I learned to read early and I've always liked writing little things : ) the first like story I remember wanting to write that wasn't for school was when I got real interested in the Bermuda Triangle and the Kraken and I wanted to write about three friends (gal pals looking back lol) that went to go ~discover the mystery~ but I never got around to it
And then the first fanfiction that I actually like wrote n published was on the nick dot com Avatar fanfiction message boards when I was 11 but I was kind of just making it up as I went along and I didn't have any plans and I never finished it and that's why to this day I don't start posting any chaptered things I haven't finished lmfao
And then I wrote suju fics for a while and then I was doing little idol/myfriends things and then I started writing jongtae on this blog because no one else was and now here I am : )
Anonymous asked:
4!!!
The last thing I wrote something for was cave demon au :3c it's Taemin being a disaster college student that accidentally gets roped into bringing humans to a shapeshifting demon that is trapped inside of a local cave (Jonghyun) so he can eat their souls and rise to power and take over the world. you know as you do when you're a demon. And it's a lot of Taemin trying to get out of it but also trying not to get his soul eaten and a lot of Jonghyun being annoying and hot on purpose
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fanfic/writing asks
1. what’s your favourite genre to write in?
2. what genre do you write in most?
3. which wip has the most words/pages?
4. what’s your most recent wip?
5. which wip have you been working on longest? how long have you been working on it?
6. which wip is your favourite?
7. do you have any ocs? what are their names? give a brief bio on them.
8. have you published any of your wips?
9. (if you write fanfiction) which fandom do you like to write for most? which do write for most? (these aren’t necessarily the same, but they can be)
10. where do you like to write?
11. most bizarre idea for writing you’ve had?
12. do you write on paper, laptop, or your phone?
13. favourite character to write?
14. least favourite character to write?
15. post a random line of dialogue from your wip.
16. search for the word “death” in your wip and post the sentence.
17. search for the word “bird” in your wip and post the sentence.
18. which oc/character is your favourite? why?
19. summarise your current wip with a gif/picture
20. summarise your current wip in one sentence
21. what narrative style do you like to write in most? which do you end up writing in most?
22. what perspective do you tend to write from?
23. what are some common themes you notice throughout your writing, if you have multiple wips/things you’ve written?
24. do you find dialogue or description easier to write?
25. post an excerpt of one of your wips.
26. how long have you been writing?
27. what got you into writing?
28. what’s the first fandom you wrote for?
29. do you write in chronological order/the order it’s going to be read in, or jump around while writing?
30. do you outline before you write? do you find it difficult to write an outline? do you usually follow the outline?
31. favourite trope(s) to write?
32. favourite trope(s) overall?
33. do you have anyone you write with/edit with?
34. what book(s) have inspired you most?
35. do you prefer to write alone or with another person?
36. what is your writing process like?
37. how do you deal with writer’s block?
38. do you make aesthetics/moodboards/playlists/etc for your characters? which is your favourite so far?
39. what piece of writing advice do you wish you would have gotten sooner?
40. how often do you write?
41. what was the last sentence you wrote, and what’s the context?
42. favourite opening line that you’ve written?
43. favourite writer?
44. how many drafts do you tend to do?
45. do you listen to music while you write? what genre?
46. how do you figure out your characters’ appearances and personality (do you think about it all beforehand, or do you let it happen as you write)?
47. what are the aesthetics of some of your wips?
48. strangest or most interesting fact you’ve learned from writing?
49. if you could only write in one genre for the rest of the year, what genre would you choose and why?
50. do you have any advice for other writers?
jongyu/yunho; you know what time it is; R
I just think. yunho hot lol
"He's so cute," Yunho whines. He stops fucking into Jonghyun, instead just pushing all the way into him, leaning over him, holding himself up with his palms on the kitchen table. "I show up 10 minutes early to be a nice datefriend, but then you're in the shower, and he keeps flirting with me, and telling me how tall I am, and telling me how cute and little and holdable he is..." He keeps grumbling, mumbling under his breath, even when Jinki stands halfway up to kiss him hello like he clearly wants.
#jongyu#jonghyun#jinki#yunho#real yunho. dbsk yunho. my beloved#I think there's other yunhos now lol hello other yunho enjoyers#smut#fluff#r#drabble#Jinx 🤝 Yunho baby switches with dom energy#they will easily and readily be mr.dom but they will also beg to be little slutty baby enby whenever possible#Jonghyun just likes being a hole : )#jongyu are. qpps they bought a house together and they're going to get friend married : )#Jinki: what's the point of having a hot boyfriend if you can't share him with your hot bff#anygay I think Yunho just gets both of them on their knees so they can share his nut : )#Jonghyun smiling through his lashes is very powerful but not powerful enough to surpass Yunho being gay for Jinki#It's about even lmao#and then Jinki and Yunho have their date where they just hang out in bed and watch movies and stuff all day uwu#Jonghyun pops in sometimes but he mostly just vibes doing his own thing
Anonymous asked:
Have you ever written a hybrid au fic?
You are going to have to be more specific lol what kind of hybrid au
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Polyship headcanon meme!
Send in a ship + number(s):
- Who’s the best gift giver? Do they go in on gifts or do it separately?
- Sleeping arrangements: Do they push the beds together? Who takes all of the blankets in bed? Who’s practically draped over the others?
- Who is always in the middle in triad cases?
- How do date nights look like?
- Do any members get jealous? How do they act when they do?
- Who asked who out? How was the first date(s)?
- Who brings home stray pets and convinces the others to keep them?
- Who are the reckless ones that make Bad Decisions? Who are the sensible ones who follow after them to make sure they don’t die?
- Who’s the one who remembers everyone’s favorite orders at cafes/restaurants?
- Would/do they have kids? Who are the Responsible Parents, who are the Cool Parents™ to the polywogs?
Junghee/Gwiboon ; whole ass husband ; pg
I just think if you find a woman crying on purpose in a public bathroom to embarrass her soon-to-be ex-husband then you should help her out
"Oh, you're so sweet," the woman says, putting a hand on her heart. She was busy pushing more tears out, angling her head to spread them more evenly over her cheeks, but the watery smile gives Gwiboon is genuine. "Yeah, I would like that. I'll stop by if I don't get kicked out. I'm Junghee."
#jongkey#Jonghyun#Kibum#Key#pg#fluff#oneshot#Jenna Marbles voice but which mascara is the absolute butt worst to cry in#whenever she uploaded that video is when I got the idea for this lmao#cutting this off early because I could tell that it was starting to get away from me but tae and minjnug show up and join in the pampering#Eunsook manages to get the lunch she was going to have with goblin man delivered to their table also#Gwiboon and Eunsook immediately get added to the hot girl squad and do gay fun stuff together :-)#junghee#gwiboon#eunsook
Anonymous asked:
jealous 💚
"Pay attention, assholes, there's a quiz at the end," Taemin snaps.
"I've been paying attention," Minho says immediately. He raises his hand, knocking his elbow against Kibum's thigh, as he struggles to sit up even straighter than he already was on the floor between Kibum's legs.
"I know this, and I love you," Taemin tells him. He points his pointy stick at Minho much gentler, tapping him very very softly on the head with it. "because you're a good boy, aren't you?" he asks.
"Yes mister teacher sir," Minho breathes. Immediately he sounds massively horny and Jinki does his very best to stifle giggles. The two on either side of him don't try as hard as him, or at all, and Minho turns around to shoot both of them a quick glare. "You'll be jealous when I get a gold star and you don't," he says.
"There are no gold-–"
"I want a gold star," Jonghyun whines. "Taeminnie, please?" He begs.