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For all your first time viewing needs
The first two episodes sort of throw you into the middle of a story, so I made separate character relationship charts for both of those. Under the cut is a more general guide divided by sect to help during the flashback
I finally read the three books about the lesbian necromancers in space, and what can I say... Don't know what's deader me after reading or the books themselves.
This art is amazing.
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The lights around the stage were a little reminiscent of stadium lights.
Nicky was already on stage counting down to the final results. Nicky was also the only reason Neil even knew what he was here for in the first place. Kind of.
Neil looked over Andrew’s shoulder at the poll up on his phone as Nicky reached the end of the countdown.
“It says fifty-fifty, but my name is blue,” he pointed out with furrowed brows.
“OP didn’t realize it would still mark a winner at fifty-fifty since it’s never happened on the tournament before,” Matt explained. He was proudly sporting four buttons proclaiming he’d voted for Neil. “So it’s a tie, because it’s fifty-fifty, but you get to give the victory speech.”
“And you don’t have to divorce,” Dan added as she collected money from Allison. Probably a bet about the poll, but Neil didn’t want to ask. Especially since Nicky was frantically gesturing them forward.
It was also the fourth time someone had mentioned divorce since he and Andrew arrived, and he wasn’t sure what to make of that either.
He held out his hand to Andrew anyway. “Yes or no?”
Andrew rolled his eyes- at the entire spectacle of all of this was rather than the question- but nodded and took Neil’s hand.
Hand in over 8k votes worth of lovable hand they went up to accept their … reward? Neil still wasn’t sure.
He was handed something. Not a medal or trophy though. A rainbow flag that had words on it. Upon closer inspection- before it completely crumpled because Andrew just stared blankly instead of picking up the other half- it appeared to have said “love loses” except loses was crossed out hastily and “wins” was written over it.
“You’ve just avoided divorce and won the 2024 Queer Book Character Tournament! What would you like to say to your fans who saved your marriage?” Nicky aimed a microphone at him. A mistake really, every other Fox would likely agree.
“I’ve never been married,” Neil answered. A mild response really for cameras rolling- mostly because he was confused- coach would be proud.
There were scandalized gasps from the crowd. Maybe not so proud then.
“It’s more the spirit of the thing,” Nicky waved him off quickly, and then leaned in conspiratorially. “Although… if you wanted to change that…”
“No,” Andrew said at the same time Neil scoffed and said, “definitely not over this. Or on… TV?”
“Tumblr,” Nicky corrected.
“That makes no sense.”
“Roll with it.”
Andrew was apparently done rolling with it, because he started pulling Neil by their joined hands off the stage, the flag trailing after them.
“Our winners, everyone!”
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@moonsnqil eagerly awaiting the badge 👀
i've got too much time and a button maker
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Gotta add our flag to this one I think
well! Looks like our final round will be a divorce poll! Congrats to our winners and sorry for your impending divorce
Congrats to Neil and Andrew for the win!
Gideon will accept consolation prizes in the form of dirty magazines.
Fellas is it gay to give yourself a lobotomy to possibly preserve the soul of your one and only companion who died to save you? Asking for a friend
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Seriously, this is just cruel, and makes me glad I know nothing about Danmei because just Andrew vs Harrow is hard enough 😭😭😭😭
Thinking further. And I love Andrew.
But consider that Harrow once GAVE HERSELF A LOBOTOMY, forcing herself to forget about Gideon, just to keep Gideon's soul from disappearing.
"You are my only friend. I am undone without you."
Also unrelated to her gayness but when she exploded a guy with soup made from her own bone marrow after not sleeping for a week, it was really badass. Actually I take it back that's absolutely related to her gayness because that's the most lesbian thing ever.
This has been a Harrowhark propaganda post, thank you
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Seriously, this is just cruel, and makes me glad I know nothing about Danmei because just Andrew vs Harrow is hard enough 😭😭😭😭
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@korakos we need you
@riotwizard I want to thank you for your propaganda but you’re also abstaining from voting which is the opposite of what propaganda is for 😂 so not sure what to call that but I thank you all the same 🫡
I'm crying and in the same boat, I love them both so much 😭😭😭😭
been having a grand old time puzzling out Nona the Ninth and rereading the whole Locked Tomb series. here’s some warm and cool color variants:
More SoC text posts except its not just text posts
A full 10 this time!!
Mainly Wylan whoopsies
Dios Apate minor part 2
—God had just picked up the Saint of Joy bodily and sat her at the edge of the table, and the Saint of Patience had his mouth at God's neck, which was horrible—
so funny to me how augustine and mercymorn were like “don’t worry guys. we have a plan to distract god. just wait for the signal, you’ll know it when you see it.” and the signal was to just start having a threesome with god on the dinner table right in front of harrow and ianthe
They are hot!! They are middle aged!!! They are insufferable!!!!
Terrible, terrible people. My beloveds.
