*holds cat like baby*

Good morning, Who are we cancelling today?

My 9 to 5

Reblogging for good luck

thx thanos

When I’m done half of your debt will exist.. perfectly balanced.. as all things should be.

Why don’t you take care of all of it you purple bitch

Reblog the money thanos to pay off half of your debts and make life easier

Don’t even trip.. I'ma take those off ya hands for you.

Reblogging to reduce gas prices by half

That is well over half

Did Roy ever find his boyfriend?

he did

happy for him

What’s so bad about periods

At first I was like “no don’t reblog it’ll weird people out” then I was like “oh right that’s the point”

“Search him.”

id be so fucked at hogwarts like i can barely climb normal stairs let alone that death trap

Raise your hand if you are emotionally unstable after watching Captain America: Civil War

my brother is so smart with money like he just. knows everything. like he bought an apartment that’s now worth almost twice what he paid. i need him to do my money stuff for me lmao

Turns out my grandparents are a walking prompt.

Grandma: I promised myself that I would never get married. Three dates with a boy and then I would end it. Grandpa: I took her on two dates and then asked her to marry me. Grandma: It wasn’t three dates, technically.

This is the cutest freaking thing ever 

wishlist for deadpool 2

Your Fave is Problematic: Me

-Does not need anymore mugs

-Bought another mug

BE A REBEL AND ROMANCE YOURSELF. BUY YOURSELF A DOZEN RED ROSES. TAKE LONG BUBBLE BATHS. TREAT YOURSELF TO DELICIOUS MEALS. VIVA LA ANARCHIST AFFECTION

im just gonna buy myself discounted chocolate but thank u

YOU DESERVE FULL-PRICE GOURMET TRUFFLES BUT THAT’S YOUR CHOICE AND I APPLAUD YOUR FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITY

I love the polite yet yelled encouragement here.

reblog if u were apart of the original superwholock fandom

I may hate your ship with a burning desire to never lay my eyes upon it but I will never spam your tag or send you hate because I’m actually a decent person

Do you all realize that we are going to watch firsthand as Sebastian Stan rises into stardom? 

I’VE BEEN HOPING FOR THAT SINCE 2011, LEMME TELL YOU, I’LL BE THRILLED WHEN SEBASTIAN STAN BECOMES A HOUSEHOLD NAME

having an anxiety disorder is horrible because you’re always so agitated and worried and frightened and desperate for help but at the same time you know it’s all ridiculous and instead of telling anyone about it you just hide away in shame and get increasingly worse until you finally manage to compress yourself into a diamond of sheer terror