Good morning, Who are we cancelling today?
My 9 to 5
Reblogging for good luck
thx thanos
When I’m done half of your debt will exist.. perfectly balanced.. as all things should be.
Why don’t you take care of all of it you purple bitch
Reblog the money thanos to pay off half of your debts and make life easier
Don’t even trip.. I'ma take those off ya hands for you.
Reblogging to reduce gas prices by half
That is well over half
Did Roy ever find his boyfriend?
he did
happy for him
What’s so bad about periods
At first I was like “no don’t reblog it’ll weird people out” then I was like “oh right that’s the point”
“Search him.”
id be so fucked at hogwarts like i can barely climb normal stairs let alone that death trap
Raise your hand if you are emotionally unstable after watching Captain America: Civil War
my brother is so smart with money like he just. knows everything. like he bought an apartment that’s now worth almost twice what he paid. i need him to do my money stuff for me lmao
Turns out my grandparents are a walking prompt.
Grandma: I promised myself that I would never get married. Three dates with a boy and then I would end it. Grandpa: I took her on two dates and then asked her to marry me. Grandma: It wasn’t three dates, technically.
This is the cutest freaking thing ever
wishlist for deadpool 2
- much gayer
Your Fave is Problematic: Me
-Does not need anymore mugs
-Bought another mug
BE A REBEL AND ROMANCE YOURSELF. BUY YOURSELF A DOZEN RED ROSES. TAKE LONG BUBBLE BATHS. TREAT YOURSELF TO DELICIOUS MEALS. VIVA LA ANARCHIST AFFECTION
im just gonna buy myself discounted chocolate but thank u
YOU DESERVE FULL-PRICE GOURMET TRUFFLES BUT THAT’S YOUR CHOICE AND I APPLAUD YOUR FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITY
I love the polite yet yelled encouragement here.
reblog if u were apart of the original superwholock fandom
I may hate your ship with a burning desire to never lay my eyes upon it but I will never spam your tag or send you hate because I’m actually a decent person
having an anxiety disorder is horrible because you’re always so agitated and worried and frightened and desperate for help but at the same time you know it’s all ridiculous and instead of telling anyone about it you just hide away in shame and get increasingly worse until you finally manage to compress yourself into a diamond of sheer terror