I’m glad I wasn’t born in mid evil times bc I’d be all like aaaaaaa I want to listen to Blue Monday by New Order but all I have is this stupid lute

THOR (2011) / LOKI 2x06 (2023)

Inspired by The Female Armor Bingo, I present to you my short guide to armor bust areas, to better help you decide what to wear :P

Any resemblance to particular armors, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Well… mostly.

Edit: Here’s a follow-up picture- the butt area

official boob post

Hand bras are the most deranged. Anyone wearing that is constantly horny. Feeling like they are being groped while wearing it and they go into battle like that.

Just horny and teasing themselves while they stab a peasant boy through the chest with a sword as long as his arm. Pavloving themselves into getting horny at the smell of blood and viscera and war. Hips twitching with desire any time they hear someone scream or beg for mercy. Probably came at least once from crushing a man’s skull beneath their boot.

i am not my mother and i am not my father but a third worse thing

their daughter

i love you tinker bell i love you silvermist i love you rosetta i love you iridessa i love you fawn i love you vidia i love you clank and bobble i love you terrence i love you queen clarion i love you fairy mary i love you pixie hollow i love you neverland i love you pixie dust i love you lost things i love you cute little fairy dresses made of flower petals and leaves i love you pompoms on tinker bell's shoes i love you music box with the ballerina that belongs to wendy darling i love you nature magic powers i love you tinkerfairy inventions i love you animal companions i love you fairy humor i love you fairy lore i love you tinker bell soundtrack i love you credits at the end with the cute illustrations i love you disney fairies movies i love you tales of pixie hollow books i love you tinker bell franchise

A lot of people around me are having kids and every day it becomes more apparent that hitting your children to punish them is insane because literally everything can be a horrible punishment in their eyes if you frame it as such.

Like, one family makes their toddler sit on the stairs for three minutes when he hits his brother or whatever. The stairs are well lit and he can see his family the whole time, he’s just not allowed to get up and leave the stairs or the timer starts over. He fucking hates it just because it’s framed as a punishment.

Another family use a baseball cap. It’s just a plain blue cap with nothing on it. When their toddler needs discipline he gets a timeout on a chair and has to put the cap on. When they’re out and about he just has to wear the cap but it gets the same reaction. Nobody around them can tell he’s being punished because it’s in no way an embarrassing cap, but HE knows and just the threat of having to wear it is enough.

And there isn’t the same contempt afterwards I’ve seen with kids whose parents hit them. One time the kid swung a stick at my dog, his mother immediately made him sit on the stairs, he screamed but stayed put, then he came over to my dog and gently said “Sorry Ellie” and went back to playing like nothing happened, but this time without swinging sticks at the nearby animals.

The psych nerds found out ages ago that punishments that make the child think for a few minutes (about one minute or year of age until they're tweens) is much more helpful to develope social intelligence and understanding than punishments which prevents thinking, like the ones that involve pain. In fact, corporal punishment encouraged lying, extreme reactions, violent outbursts, go figure, they don't trust you.

This is all really fucking serious and important and I'm mainly reblogging for that, because this correct mentality needs to be spread around more, but I'm also reblogging because I absolutely lost it at the child who dreads having to wear the normal blue hat of shame.

OP thank you tho the timeout hat is GENIUS!

House is pregnant

good for him!!!!

I love when my borzoi does the thing

I had a really bad migraine last night, but I've run out of everything except these hungarian pain killers my dad gave me 9 years ago, anyway I don't remember anything and I can't feel my tongue and the only thing in my search history is this

anyways can someone drive me to the hospital

what state are you in?

pretty bad

YOUR LOCATION

You cannot possibly guess where this is going

I ain't even ashamed how many times I watched this.

Lmao this is the content I am here for.

shhhhh guys be quiet we need to be quiet or else the bears will hear us. as long as we all keep quiet (everyone liking this post) we will be fine just don't do anything to alert the bears okay?

ASSERT THE PEARS?? HUH??

SHHHH OH MY GOD STOP THE BEARS ARE LOOKING THIS WAY

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everyone be quiet oh my fucking god ....

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:33 < jegus fuck!!

"What was that?"

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"Must be my imagination."

HoNk :o)

you two Homestuck motherfuckers better shut the fuck up or I swear to GOD.

:33 < whoopsies okay i will be extra quiet!

Thank you nepeta from Homestuck. It looks like the bear has left, I think we can all quietly head back to the car...wait...where's the fucking car?

MY FUCKING CAR

Post cancelled, MOTHERFUCKING DYKEYAOI?? ARE U KIDDING ME?? That's the coolest fucking username ever. What's next? faggotyuri??

@faggotyuri :D

Hey what's going on in this thread

HOLY SHIT FAGGOTYURI

Everyone give it up for @Dykeyaoi and @Faggotyuri make sure to clap really really loud 📢

@dykeyaoi and @faggotyuri have pleased the bears, we are saved

Yes officer that's the bear that stole my fucking car get his ass

You're scaring me

what do you mean this was made less then a week ago. impossible

Yes officer that's the guy who fucked my mom get his ass

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Seeing this with my own two eyes as sent me down a dark path and will end with a news article that says “Local streamer quits internet forever.”

@thebibliosphere got us a new book to read for @theayesphere

Also I’m so sorry.

I’m sorry, the person you’re trying to reach isn’t available right now. Leave a message after the earth-shattering shriek of horror.

M-M-M-MULTIKILL!

shit I missed my window, next week I guess

Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog

Leaving the bog to snooze fucking Tumblr live again