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floorglitter

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sketchdeath

everyone in the 80s was like fuck ending this song

sergegainsbourgs

THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID BUT IT'S LITERALLY WHAT HAPPENS LMAO

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onastyamiga

Brooklyn Nine-Nine premiered 5 years ago.

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depression but like in pink

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bireminders

September is Bi Visibility month so shoutout to all my bisexual pals out there! I love you, you are amazing 💗

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dizzyallaround

i only relate to women who scream in their car

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totallyfubar

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

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dottie-wan-kenobi

sex ed in the south is so concerning lmfao. my bible teacher taught it and he told us women cant actually orgasm. his evidence was that he’d been with his wife for 30 years and I quote “if the female orgasm was real i would have seen it by now.” miss banks if you’re out there i am so sorry ma’am

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harryandtommo

me: *goes to my nearest hospital* hello i would like to be put into a medically induced coma

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buckleyy

me, who has never seen or wanted to see a James Bond movie upon hearing that Lashana Lynch is the new 007:

GIF by youjustgotlawyered

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lexiegrey

the venus signs as romantic french phrases

aries: “L’amour fait les plus grandes douceurs et les plus sensibles infortunes de la vie.” - Love makes the greatest pleasures and most sensitive misfortunes of life.

taurus: “L’amour est la poésie des sens.” - Love is the poetry of the senses.

gemini: “Tu es ma joie de vivre.” - You are the joy of my life.

cancer: “Vivre sans aimer n’est pas proprement vivre.” - To live without loving is to not really live.

leo: “Il n’y a qu’un bonheur dans la vie, c’est d’aimer et d’être aimé.” - There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved.

virgo: “Entre deux coeurs qui s’aiment, nul besoin de paroles.” - Two hearts in love need no words.

libra: “La vie est une fleur dont l’amour est le miel.” - Life is a flower of which love is the honey.

scorpio: “J’ai aimé jusqu’à atteindre la folie. Ce que certains appellent la folie, mais ce qui pour moi, est la seulefaçon d’aimer.” - I have loved to the point of madness; That which is called madness, that which to me, is the only sensible way to love.

sagittarius: “Aimer, ce n’est pas se regarderl’un l’autre, c’est regarder ensemble dans la mêmedirection.” - Love doesn’t mean gazing at each other, but looking, together, in the same direction.

capricorn: “C’est cela l’amour, tout donner, tout sacrifier sans espoir de retour.” - That is love, to give away everything, to sacrifice everything, without the slightest desire to get anything in return.

aquarius: “L’amour est l’emblème de l’éternité, il confond toute la notion de temps, efface toute la mémoire d’un commencement, toute la crainte d’une extrémité.” - Love is the emblem of eternity; it confounds all notion of time, effaces all memory of a beginning, all fear of an end.

pisces: “Tes yeux, j’en rêve jour et nuit.” - I dream about your eyes day and night.