fuck it. i’m done. i’m becoming a new england townie

*has a brutal and graphic werewolf-like transformation but i emerge exactly the same, just wearing a red sox hat*

legendary scamming right here

good for her

Oh my

more of his comments lmao

holy shit

I cringe a little whenever i see people making fun of scam victims because gullibility is one of the hallmarks of autism. Really not much to see here other than a ND guy with the same desires as every other straight man on the planet, but lacking only the tact not to say what he wants out loud.

what the literal fuck is wrong with you

no more coming out, if u cant tell im gay from the everything abt me u dont deserve to know

not now son, daddy’s taking a uquiz to find out which hozier song he is

this is a new one tumblr

I would be so pissed…

*hisses*

*gently steers Valla back to her books and brings her ginger and lemon tea*

*allows herself to be lead but is still glaring daggers*

I know, I know. It’s evil. Read something and relax. Drink your tea.

*grumbles softly, picking up her book and snuggling into the pillows*

*settles in next to her, holding up a brush*

Can I brush your hair?

*tail wags* Yus!!

*settles behind her and carefully starts brushing, starting at the bottom and working up to prevent pulling, before carefully weaving it into a complicated Viking-style braid*

*closes eyes and enjoying the feeling of someone playing with my hair, letting out soft contented sighs*

u guys good?

when you’re supporting your internet friend and you see that they’re posting and projecting a lot on a certain character

What’s wrong dear? You’ve hardly touched your Crunchwrap Supreme...

u are NOT welcome to my twisted mind. KEEP OUT! it’s private

i don't need any more friend because i have one very big friend, here he is

(x)

songs to stand in the kitchen holding a knife to

when lorde said “it drives you crazy getting old” and oasis said “my body feels young but my mind is very old” and florence welch said “we’re just children wanting children of our own” and mitski said “mom, am I still young? can I dream for a few months more?” and hozier said “i need to be youthfully felt, ‘cause god i never felt young”

really wish nothing bad would happen to children ever 

patriot act is back y’all and it’s as good as ever

https://www.dontgetkickedout.com/ 

yes im trying to kill you LOL stop being so immature about it

academia? like the nut?