ruh roh

i think it is unjust to deny a child their right to dig a hole motivelessly

when i was 12 i was out there with a shovel for no reason

Gerard looking absolutely gorgeous moments before a water bottle hits me

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“omg im so happy for you guys! can i see the wedding pics?” “yea sure check this out”

:)

sometimes as a short person seeing a tall person I'm taken by the urge to say "wow you're so tall" and every time I think "they're probably sick of hearing that" so I say out loud "kind of short, aren't you" and they inevitably say "what" and the only explanation I can give is "thought you might not get that much" and I could just say nothing, but I don't, and I believe that's the primary symptom of whatever's wrong with me

ah shit im sorry man, my schedule for the week is all booked

Cant relate here is my schedule 😎

lemonade is the best beverage in the world

🍋people from europe/australia who think sprite is lemonade DO NOT interact 🍋

you were warned, you were given an explanation, nevertheless you persisted. and for that you must die.

04/13/05

Source

those posts always go around that are like “if you’re on Tumblr and you’re over 25 blah blah blah” but honestly if you’re on Tumblr and you’re under 25, I don’t know how the fuck you found this place. like I came here when it was actually kind of cool and then just never left because all my stuff was here. what’s your excuse

Clifford the big red dog has the zoomies event 15 dead 162 injured

God can you imagine if Donald Trump became president? There’d be like a new bubonic plague and he’d be like “idk drink bleach about it”

Throwback to when I took acid for the first time in 2013 and predicted the events of 2020 like the fucking oracle of Delphi

Holy shit