brianna.what?!

tomorrow might be the best tuesday of ur entire life and i think that is a good thing to remember

I could have learned a new language if I spent as much time practicing as I do jerking off.

bro just turn the lights off bro that way its not gay

but then how will i see your beautiful eyes bro?

bro

I remember being 10 and watchin this like….yeah she’s grown why tf her parents being so unreasonable.

here we have a picture of a majestic national treasure and the Washington Monument

I watch shows like My Strange Addiction to feel better about myself but it seriously just backfired when it occurred to me that this dude who chews on baby diapers has a girlfriend and I don’t

Parks and Recreation Merchandise: http://bit.ly/1nsXYqC

Parks and Recreation Merchandise: http://bit.ly/1nsXYqC

Dear Santa, thank you for the dolls and pencils and the fish. It’s Easter now, so I hope I didn’t wake you but… honest, it is an emergency. There’s a crack in my wall. Aunt Shy says it’s just an ordinary crack, but I know it’s not cause at night there’s voices so… please please can you send someone to fix it? Or a policeman, or…

good morning cruel world

Don’t you mean goodbye?

no i meant good morning. this world may be cruel but i’m still kickin’

Cinematic Masterpiece.

omg

BERNIE!