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Dan and Phil :)

Hello! My name is Helen! I’m a single mom of 3, I have the most talented kids in the world. Clr (pronounced Claire but I took out the vowels because I’m spunky! ) is a cheerleader, Heather is my little pageant queen! John isn’t even born but he’s going to be a soccer star, I just know it. Besides my kids being big stars, I’m looking for something else really big if you know what I mean ;) I’m looking forward to that big…glass of wine LOL! I’m obviously a cool mom so you should come talk to me! :) (P.S. Sharon is a bitch!)

So sorry to hear that Helen. Don’t be upset nobody liked your homemade dark chocolate at the book club! Just because that dark chocolate is as bitter as you doesn’t mean we like it :) I know you’re just trying to take it out on me because your husband left you after he realized how crazy you are :( it’s so devastating, I feel sorry for you. Also, pageant queen or pregnant teen? Sorry you had to hear this way Helen! I don’t know who the hell would name their kid Clr? Are you trying to ruin your kids life Helen? You gave Heather a normal name and then go and name her twin Clr. Anyways as your kids are focusing on one subject at a time my kids Toby and Ssecnirp (Princess backwards because I’m actually creative unlike you Helen) are focusing on their futures and doing hobbies at the same time, Toby is studying to become a doctor while playing Hockey and Basketball AND he is joining the Chess club. Ssecnirp is a singer and plans to pursue that career, she is also takes dance classes and has won 3 nationals. She also has a backup career of becoming an actress, she’s so good at acting like she hates dancing and wants me to stop forcing her to do it because she wants to focus on becoming an artist. But I know what she wants. I hope I have left you, as the kids say, “shaken to the very core.” Hope you learned not to talk that stinky poopoo behind my back Helen! Kiss kiss bish 💋 (my kids showed me emojis, have your kids taught you that Helen?) 😀you😃are💦the😄biggest🍳bitch😆in😂the😗neighborhood 🖕🏼everyone👀agrees👠even🐽Susan🌴

-Sharon

The  Dan and Phil Survey 2017

It has (somehow!) been two weeks since the close of the survey and we’re delighted to have received almost 25,000 responses! First of all we wanted to thank everyone who participated in the survey, and especially those who reblogged/retweeted it. As a sneaky first result we can tell you that 85% of people who took the survey this year had not taken it in 2015, so it’ll be very interesting to see how things have changed.

We will begin releasing results at the end of the month, and are currently planning to post the results of a few questions a day, with a comparison to the 2015 results included in each post.

As with last time we are also planning on accepting correlation requests, which we are opening… right now! If you want to know how the results of one question impact the results of another please send us an ask letting us know which you’re interested in. There is a full list of questions for your reference, and we will publish requests under the tag ‘correlations2017′ to hopefully avoid getting too many repeats - we’d appreciate it if you’d check that tag first before sending in an ask.

Thank you all again for your time - we’d best get back to wrestling excel spreadsheets into submission!

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drew some philly pls don’t repost thnks

the watermark is spacemanphil because thats my twitter @ not bc i’m an art thief btw

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