the king of emos

Alright let’s be honest, without Riza Hawkeye, Roy Mustang would have died a thousand times over before the start of the series

I called it now guys

Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about how small your body gets under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed

yeah no offense but what the fuck is this bullshit 

It doesn’t matter how many selfies people post, I can’t help but picture them as their icons.

“I’m a 17-year-old girl-” No you’re not, you’re Roy Mustang.

wearing killer eyeliner to a new place so everyone knows you’re the alpha

They grow up so fast…