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lad, boy, lad, lad, lad

@lil0-narry / lil0-narry.tumblr.com

Courtney || 24
Let's pray we stay young,
Stay made of lightning
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yesterday at target the cashier said ‘your receipt is in the bag’ and i responded with ‘you too’ so i’ve been dealing with that for the past 18 hours but i’m slowly coming to terms with it which is cool

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callout post for myself

- never sleeps when I need to - cries at anything - fakes positivity - spends money impulsively - requires constant validation - clumsy, can’t go a day without spilling something - laughs at own unfunny jokes

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DO YOU EVER RANDOMLY THINK BACK TO THE DAY THAT YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH ONE DIRECTION AND YOU LOOKED UP ALL THEIR INTERVIEWS ON YOUTUBE AND YOU SPENT ALL NIGHT LAUGHING/FALLING IN LOVE AND THAN YOU SEE WHERE THEY ARE NOW AND YOU JUST GET REALLY FUCKING PROUD TO BE A FAN AND YOU DON’T GIVE A FUCK WHAT ANYONE SAYS ABOUT YOU BEING “TOO OLD” TO STILL LIKE THEM??!

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Tumblr 2015 in a nutshell (so far)

Me, on a date: “So, what are your thoughts on the dress?”

My date: “Actually, I came here to audition for the role of Pluto and I will be singin-”

Me, immediately shoving breadsticks into purse: “I’m sorry I have to go home immediately…”

My date: Okay… That sounds fake but okay.

Me, gorging breadsticks into my mouth as I head out of the door: “Ugh these breadsticks are a beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure…”

By Fallout Boy

Throw a list of the Zodiac signs as breadsticks in there and it will be 100% complete.

Me: This year I lost my best friend

Them: Quit telling people I’m- JOHN CENA

gun

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acronysm

This post will only appear once in 20000 posts. It is a very rare post. If you reblog in the next 20 seconds good fortune will come your way

I’m always a slut for these memes.

Me: *scrolling down dash* My Brain: Reblog this post Me: Why? My Brain: You gotta

Psychic: *Reads my mind*

my mind: HELLO FROM TH-

Psychic: OUTSIDE

*Hotline Bling plays in the distance* 

Me.

concept: this post finally dying in 2016.

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chaoticlivi

Reasons I relate to cats

  • don’t touch me
  • wait, no, come back, i need snuggles
  • that’s enough snuggles
  • i want to be near you, please don’t leave me alone
  • tch, it’s not like i happen to be in the same room as you all the time because i miss you
  • “i got wet. this is the worst thing that’s ever happened”
  • “why is this door closed? this door doesn’t need to be closed”
  • “i need a nap.” “didn’t you just wake up 2 hours ago?” “yes but i could sleep for a week”
  • (hisses)
  • “i want food”
  • “but not this food”
  • (wanders around)
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