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armoredradiance-deactivated2017
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svarpxbzrif-blog reblogged
Let’s get weird!
widdleolgideongleeful
“Oh I’ll kerfluffle them real good! Ehewhew, They won’t know what hit them~”
“Anythin’ you want done in particular? Sloooowwww and painful evisceration? Waterboardin’? Instant immolation? I can pop their heads like a zit under the tire of my truck…
The Pines fam’ly’s as good as dead! But… between you and me, I think I wanna get. Dipper. Pines. F i r s t.”
svarpxbzrif
WOW WHOA, YEESH! IT’S LIKE YOU SPEND YOUR EVERY WAKING AND SLEEPING HOUR FANTASIZING THESE SCENARIOS. HA!
LOOK GIDDY I DON’T CARE how YOU DO IT, JUST AS LONG AS I GET TO SEE IT. YOU AND ME EVER TALK BRANDING? EVER MAYBE TALK ABOUT CHANGING THAT PIN YOU USUALLY WEAR TO SOMETHING MORE LIKE MY FACE? HAHAHAHA!
WAIT, YOU WANT TO GO.. AFTER my PUPPET? NOW THAT’S REAL INTERESTING RIGHT THERE, REAL INTERESTING I MEAN. YOU do REMEMBER I HAVE A BINDING CONTRACT WITH HIM TOO, RIGHT? RIGHT? RIGHT! RIGHT?
widdleolgideongleeful
“Ooooh now you’re talkin, my language!”
“Brandin’ is right up my alley. I’d like t’ think of it as, holy mans work, and these cattle aren’t gonna heard themselves are they?”
“Weeeelllll… I guess I can hold of on The Burnin’ Pine Tree for a bit, let you get whatever you need inorder. I can hit him when you give the “okay-go”. But…”
“Are you absowutley suuuurre you don’t want me t’ torture him a widdle bit ♥? I’m mighty handy with garage tools, and I think a symbol of your face scorched int’ his flesh would do well t’ curve attitude of his.”
WHADDYA KNOW! IT'S RIGHT UP MY ALLEY TOO! IN FAAAACT IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS. RIGHT NEXT TO THE SUFFERING OF MY ENEMIES AND YOUR ADORABLY GAUDY CLOTHING. L O V E THE NEW OUTFIT BY THE WAY HAAHAHA!
WEEEEELL. IF YOU really WANT TO TORTURE THE GUY, PUSH HIM AROUND A LITTLE, I COULD ALWAYS LOOK THE OTHER WAY. WINK! NAUGHTY CHILDREN GET PUT IN THE FEARGEON. HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE FEARGEON? IT'S LIKE THE FEARAMID BUT WITH LESS PARTY AND MORE DUNGEON OF FEAR.
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so! i herd ur da 1 who dated n altern8 of mine
DATED.HAAAHAHAHAHA! NICE USE OF TENSE, AS IF THAT EVER STOPPED BEING A THING.
YOU KNOW! I’VE HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU TOO, I’VE EVEN HAD THE PLEASURE OF P E R S O N A L L Y PLAYING YOUR MOD.
airhornwav
tru
n rlly now? im sur it was a pleasure, then
i meen, considerin da shit i put in chests.
may or may not of stol a few from other dimensions, but still.
OH IT WAS, LOVE WHAT YOU DID WITH THE GUNS, CRAZY STUFF. I HAVE SOME SUGGESTIONS BUT THAT'S FOR ANOTHER TIME.
YOU KNOW HOW I LOVE MY RIFTS. I'M DEFINITELY BLAMING YOU ON THIS ONE, I MEAN HAVE YOU S E E N WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH YOUR SISTER DIMENSION.
so! i herd ur da 1 who dated n altern8 of mine
DATED.HAAAHAHAHAHA! NICE USE OF TENSE, AS IF THAT EVER STOPPED BEING A THING.YOU KNOW! I'VE HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU TOO, I'VE EVEN HAD THE PLEASURE OF P E R S O N A L L Y PLAYING YOUR MOD.
widdleolgideongleeful
“Tut~ Aw, you’re makin’ me blush, you~”
“Eheehee, you know it! I’m ready t’ crush this world under my boot spurs!”
“Just give me the word, and it’s done!”
svarpxbzrif
WHICH WORD SHOULD I GIVE YOU? BLUMBERBUSS? CANOODLE? KERFUFFLE?
HAHA I’M JUST MESSIN WITH YA, ‘KID’! YOU DON’T NEED MY PERMISSION TO CRUSH OUR ENEMIES UNDER YOUR TINY LITTLE HEELS, HAVE AT IT.
widdleolgideongleeful
“Oh I’ll kerfluffle them real good! Ehewhew, They won’t know what hit them~”
“Anythin’ you want done in particular? Sloooowwww and painful evisceration? Waterboardin’? Instant immolation? I can pop their heads like a zit under the tire of my truck…
The Pines fam’ly’s as good as dead! But… between you and me, I think I wanna get. Dipper. Pines. F i r s t.”
WOW WHOA, YEESH! IT'S LIKE YOU SPEND YOUR EVERY WAKING AND SLEEPING HOUR FANTASIZING THESE SCENARIOS. HA!
LOOK GIDDY I DON'T CARE how YOU DO IT, JUST AS LONG AS I GET TO SEE IT. YOU AND ME EVER TALK BRANDING? EVER MAYBE TALK ABOUT CHANGING THAT PIN YOU USUALLY WEAR TO SOMETHING MORE LIKE MY FACE? HAHAHAHA!
WAIT, YOU WANT TO GO.. AFTER my PUPPET? NOW THAT'S REAL INTERESTING RIGHT THERE, REAL INTERESTING I MEAN. YOU do REMEMBER I HAVE A BINDING CONTRACT WITH HIM TOO, RIGHT? RIGHT? RIGHT! RIGHT?
[[Hey! Welcome back!! I missed seeing you on my dash. I hope you dont mind if I ask how you're doing?]]
(( Aw hey thank you!! I missed you guys too, in general really! I'm actually doing a lot better, when I left things were kinda really rocky and I didn't entirely mean to completely disappear but! I'm going to try to come back, I might take things slow, but I'll try to be aroundso hello! ))
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thewiddlestwampire-deactivated2
Anonymous asked:
when are you and Bill getting married?
“Kinda all ready happened a while ago… Ooops.”
widdleolgideongleeful
“Not enough fire in my opinion. Think you can burn Mystery Shack down?”
svarpxbzrif
OH DON’T YOU JUST HAVE THE B E S T IDEAS. YOU SEE GIDEO, THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE’RE PALS, YOU AND ME. WE’RE GONNA DO BIG THINGS.
widdleolgideongleeful
“Tut~ Aw, you’re makin’ me blush, you~”
“Eheehee, you know it! I’m ready t’ crush this world under my boot spurs!”
“Just give me the word, and it’s done!”
WHICH WORD SHOULD I GIVE YOU? BLUMBERBUSS? CANOODLE? KERFUFFLE?
HAHA I'M JUST MESSIN WITH YA, 'KID'! YOU DON'T NEED MY PERMISSION TO CRUSH OUR ENEMIES UNDER YOUR TINY LITTLE HEELS, HAVE AT IT.
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thewiddlestwampire-deactivated2
[you don’t understand I was super invested in gideon being loyal to at least 1 person/being
two psychopaths out to kick back and rule the world, mow the earth down and rebuild it however they wanted, then throw the whole thing away and start over again when they got bored
i found it super interesting that gideon would be genuinly loyal to at least a single entity
TOO BAD THE CANON DONT GIVE A SHIT]
GEE IT'S TOO BAD THE MYSTERY SHACK IS PROTECTED WITH SOME BULLSHIT MAGICAL SPELL! IF ONLY SOMEONE WOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT FOR ME!
RAISE OF HANDS, HOW MANY OF YOU ARE ENJOYING THE ODDPOCOLYPSE RIGHT NOW?
COME ON, RAISE EM WAAAY UP! NO NEED TO BE SHY, I KNOW WE’RE ALL HAVING FUN HERE.
widdleolgideongleeful
“Not enough fire in my opinion. Think you can burn Mystery Shack down?”
OH DON'T YOU JUST HAVE THE B E S T IDEAS. YOU SEE GIDEO, THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE'RE PALS, YOU AND ME. WE'RE GONNA DO BIG THINGS.
THAT'S A LOT OF LIKES, WOW IT'S JUST SO GREAT TO KNOW THAT THE MULTIVERSE IS ENJOYING MY HARD WORK.
RAISE OF HANDS, HOW MANY OF YOU ARE ENJOYING THE ODDPOCOLYPSE RIGHT NOW? COME ON, RAISE EM WAAAY UP! NO NEED TO BE SHY, I KNOW WE'RE ALL HAVING FUN HERE.
