Unfortunately I just have little idoiot bastard syndrome and it makes me say dumb things

don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense

Everything’s cute until you check the price tag

Hilarious Dog Snapchats That Are Impossible Not To Laugh At

God i love dogs

i like being alone, but i want someone to be alone with

i got

⚪️ homework

⚪️ no sleep last night

⚪️ sick

🔘 your picture im coming with you dear maria count me in theres a story at the bottom of this bottle and im the pen

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stressed, depressed and not even that well dressed

this was 20 years ago and nothing’s changed

Unfortunately

Murder at Disney

If Edna dissed me like that I’d have to throw my whole self in the trash out of shame.

Seriously