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The king of Trash

@koi-kai / koi-kai.tumblr.com

Just your average trash~
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How the Geneva Drive (the mechanical step that makes the second hand on a clock work by turning constant rotation into intermittent motion) works.

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thelynnfiles

Oh snap!

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cutlerish

As an engineer, this makes me happy.

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thefurrynerd

If only one loop of this gif were equal to one second…

easy peasy

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aibohphobia

watching this while listening to a clock ticking is the best decision i have ever made

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fayescarlet

Man this is rather fascinating.

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hazenheim

MABEL, GET OUT.

Scene from @thechronicliar‘s awesome fic, An Idiot in Love!

You can read it on AO3 riiiight [here] or you can visit their blog!

IT IS GLORIOUS SIN I AM TELLING YOU.

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revscarecrow

So you have probably seen the “forty cakes thing” before but did you know that it’s from a book called “The Super Dictionary”? I didn’t put all of them here but oh my god it’s so weird.

you missed the best one

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theravenger

Reminder

If you ship:

Billdip

Stevidot

Japis

Pewey

Hidashi

Mabill

Frisksans

Friskpapyrus

Sebaciel

Their is absolutely nothing wrong with you.

You are not pedophiles, abusers, ableist, criminals or etc. You are shippers and you aren’t hurting anybody.

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fivetail

when u catch wind of drama happening in your fandom but you’ve seen a total of 0% of it because you’re smart enough to follow the right people and stay away from tracked tags

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I tried to clock out of work and this is all the computer did.

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sscreamss

just because you don’t look like somebody who you think is attractive doesn’t mean you aren’t attractive. flowers are pretty but so are christmas lights and they look nothing alike

I don’t think anyone could’ve said it in a better way

I reblog these things in the hope that someday I will grow to believe them. 

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OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

theres a dead body

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the signs as gore

aries: nosebleeds, scratches, unbandaged cuts, messy gore, bruises, burnmarks taurus: pretty gore, body horror, creative gore, symbolism gore, pastels / dull colors gemini: really deep injuries, dried up blood, glass cuts, black eyes, stitches cancer: roadkill, decomposing bodies, organs in jars, gore involving bugs leo: hand injuries, bloody knuckles,  papercuts, mouth injuries virgo: the pics with organized really clean organs, eyestrain gore, disections libra: blood showing through bandages, cartoon-y gore, blood bath scorpio: blood smears/splatters, repeating cuts, impalation, torture devices, sagittarius: syringes, impalation, medical gore, surgery in progress capricorn: bones sticking/showing gore, teeth ripped out, eye trauma aquarius: intestines spilled, decapitation, amputation, iv drips pieces: sickness, broken bones/twisted limbs, coughing up blood, razors

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namppa

planning horrible headcanons with your friends but accidentally crossing the line like

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