Catholicism? You mean like from My Chemical Romance? You know thats not real right

The vampires are though

The vampires are absolutely real

Finally the achilles heel strategic weakpoint is revealed bomb the papa johns and the americans will be left in shambles.

The fact that israel revels in the destruction of a hospital and gleefully attacks civilian centers while Iran responds to an attack on it by striking military targets, yet the former is called "restrained" and "democratically humanistic" while the latter is villified as "aggressive" and "dangerous" should tell you everything you need to know about both western liberal democratic imperialism and western media's class nature.

“it’s going to be WW3!!” no bitch it’s going to be vietnam, korea, afghanistan, it’s going to be another war wherein the US commits unspeakable and indefensible acts against a severely weakened people seeking self determination. it’s going to be another war where protesting is criminalized and “freedom of speech” is gutted in the interest of pushing propaganda. it’s going to be another nation of people added to the long list of victims of US imperialism and another demonstration of the strong undercurrent of fascism running through the foundation of america

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐

you: the worst post of 2016

me, an intellectual: modern art

Look everyone look

stole this from twitter but i dont care. followers rate this post. personally for me its a 10/10, made me close twitter

am I actually stupid or is that the guy from radiohead

simply dont monday

The funnier thing here is that all of these accounts are also bots. Facebook has absolutely lost control.

These bots are constantly producing things based on what is typically liked on Facebook - Anything regarding Jesus, Veterans, Travel, Nature etc

So you end up with bizarro shit like this:

Like, this is dead internet reality rather than theory. An endless reproducing of GenAI shite.

say what you want about AI but it's fascinating to see the pure concepts under the hood come through in the shit it generates. see enough of these images together and you can start to see an outline of the purest distilled essence of Boomer Shit

i went through these the other day on discord just to explain how fucked up things were getting and i think this is my favorite that i found

you could build a religion around this entire phenomenon. or a scp

shrimp heaven now

m,y tuube:)

[ID: an illustration of a human figure holding and embracing a large cylinder, the caption reads, “inappropriate attachment to objects.” / end ID]

Everyone please give a warm Happy Birthday to miss Raisin and miss Tofu! These 2 girls are now officially 1 year old! And in a few days from now Popcorn (Siamese) will also be turning a year old!

I vote we stop calling it inflation at all. Seize the language. It's price gouging, not inflation. Inflation is a nebulous concept that invokes feeling of being too complex for the layman, a struggle as old as economy itself against a beast no one has ever truly slain.

Price gouging is the truth of it. And it makes it very clear who is to blame, and what must be done to end it.

Can confirm this works wonders. Australia is in a cost of living crisis rn and the two major supermarkets are a big part of it, as they pretty much have a duopoly on not just the grocery shopping market, but a bunch of others considered to be essential (things like fuel). They are trying to blame their price rises on inflation, but the media recently started reporting it as price gouging (which it is), and it got the average person pretty worked up, better than blaming inflation did.

thinking about them

Tumblr is returning to its natural state. Nature is healing.

nimona (film that was saved by netflix after disney canned it along with closing the studio that was making it) and the boy and the heron (2d animated movie, the type that disney doesn't make anymore due to "limitations with the medium") getting animated feature noms at the oscars this year and not wish... bro that's funny

hey I'm sorry I stopped in the middle of that sentence my brain decided to flush its cache and I totally forgot what this conversation was

Truly love the number of people I've met that have been like "Well I went to a Catholic school as a kid, which is to say I'm not Catholic" like damn Catholic schools really out here doing the exact opposite of missionary work.

How do they even advertise to parents? "Are you Catholic? Would you like your kids not to be? Send them down to Holy Joe's and we'll nip that problem in the bud."