i ate like 12 pretzels

I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image

please i've already hurt so much

"do you seriously think you're above the rules" the stupid ones yeah

if you want me to follow the rules you have to make sure they're not stupid. this isn't a difficult concept to grasp.

hey guys who wants to see a christmas decoration someone in my area put up

Oh Shit it’s The Skunch

dr suess’s how the skunch stole shitscram

why can’t things be easy peasy lemon squeezy

In case you wanted to know how the demise of Verification over on Twitter was going

the best tags I've seen

Got better

elongate the shaft

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going insane over the prospect of casual intimacy. like taking a bath together and sitting in between their legs while they wash your hair, press soft kisses to your cheek, neck and shoulders. just leaning your head back into the crook of their neck and relaxing as they hold you and trace lines across your skin.

isn't sleeping supposed to cure the tired sleepy? and yet

So many new people migrating from twitter don't understand how Tumblr works at all, lmao.

This site is ALL about reblogging. Just liking a piece of art and not reblogging is by many people considered bad etiquette.

Someone who reblogs all your post is a godsend, not A STALKER! wtf?? I've seen that word thrown around recently and I'm taking it from you until you learn the meaning of it.

I refuse to seek out Ryan Reynolds' Tumblr account. If it has any value it will find it's way into my dash naturally. This is how the Tumblr ecosystem is meant to work.

Kind of obsessed with the tumblr Twitter account

shamed:(

my personal favorite screenshot from a try guys video that has aged deliciously