every night as i fumble to plug my phone into its charger i think of how bbc sherlock holmes would classify me as an alcoholic

at the press of a button burt will send you his bees

me at 2am after finishing a bottle of wine

The energy I’m trying to convey

I thought this was funnier than I should have

AU where everything is the same except Remus Lupin is played by John Mulaney

Third Years: Snape is making us do an essay on werewolves

Remus:

Thinking back on his Marauder days:

When he’s all moody before the full moon

when james and sirius come up with an idiotic prank but remus is too done to stop them

Teaching the kids about Defence Against Dark Arts

When Snape asks if he knows anything about the Marauders Map:

when they’re all trying to make the marauder’s map

*Marauders set off dungbombs in Slytherin Commonroom*

McGonagall: Mr. Lupin? You and your friends wouldn’t have anything to do with what happened in the dungeons, would you?

Remus:

*at the DADA job interview*

Dumbledore: why do you want this job?

Lupin:

Harry Potter Mashups: Brooklyn 99

Nick posted this on Twitter and I have nightmares

Help

i love this

oh i love him

it’s so weird not being friends with people that used to be really important to u like u never stop being reminded of them bc their personalities and sense of humor and so many little details about them will always be in ur brain like u could see something in a store and think “they would like that” or watch a video and think “they would think this is funny” or even just the most random shit will make u think of them and it’s such a weird feeling

appreciation post for these random fishermen in Moana

I do all these often

today is earth day! in honor of Mother Earth let’s guillotine every ceo that’s willfully contributing to climate change despite having billions of dollars that could be used to stop it!

If my future s/o doesn’t stare at me like I’m their whole world while I stand like a crackhead in the candle section of target smelling every single candle before buying one then whats the point

cute moments that are sometimes underappreciated:

Fandoms Against Humanity: Queer Eye (insp.)

that part.