“That sounds enlightening.”
“Yeah? Try bein’ the poor twelve year old whose friends were playin' alley football while he was forced to watch Nonna cook. Ask me then an’ I’d probably told ya that somethin’ like that was against the Geneva Convention.”
“Rumlow’s got bones to pick with about a quarter of the population on this fucking planet - and quite frankly, I’d be insulted if he didn’t hate me at this stage, I’ve put a lot of time and effort into tormentin’ him. Who gives a shit who’s name’s on the deeds — I’m more interested in who’s sleeping in its bed.”
“Jealously isn’t becomin’ of you, Lessie-or any emotion for that matter. Well maybe crazy. That’s an emotion, right?”
“I doubt it.”
“Has anyone told you that blowing out someone else’s candle doesn’t make yours shine any brighter?”
Can we appreciate Tasky’s on point impersonation of Deadpool? (well he IS taskmaster)
“Mounted Medieval Knights In Battle” from the museum of the Battle Of Navas De Tolosa
via reddit
Taskmaster victorious
Avengers: The Initiative #33
Cover by David Yardin
And now in color! uvu
//One does not simply reblog this once.
*Sticks a note to your back that says "Property of the Wanda Wilson- The other one. P.S. I am secretly Adam Levine under this skull mask."* ((😉))
“Wilson, you got two seconds to take off whatever it is you put on my back off before I make ground beef outta you.”
“As I am unfamiliar with your mother’s cooking, I can hardly make a comparison.”
“It just occurs to me that I haven’t cooked a proper meal for you yet, that’s it. We’re goin’ back to the house an’ I’m gonna show ya how to cook just like yer grandmother did.”
“You call twice a day. More than when you are actually here. I have not had a chance to miss you.”
“Well I miss you, I reckon that’s why I call so much. I guess that’s the fatherly side comin’ outta me or somethin’.”
“You either accept me saving your ass and leaving you alone after this as your payment, or you spend the rest of your life at number one on my list.”
“An’ by that time you caught up with me, I’d have cashed in on you still in the land o’ the living. Information brokers will pay well for little secrets like that. Then again, I’m also not as stupid as I look, Barnes. If were desperate enough to come to me, then whatever you got on yer plate is big. I’ll play nice, consider it a favor.”
