Ozai is so pathetic, like that “take his bending away haha he’s harmless now” trick would never have worked on Zuko, if you took his bending away he’d just grab his swords and come at you twice as hard, Azula doesn’t have swords or anything but she’s pretty good at hand to hand and amazing at talking her way out of problems, Iroh bust himself out of prison with no bending at all, meanwhile Ozai? Gets his bending taken away and then just collapses, doesn’t even try anymore, then just sits in prison and tries to get into Zuko’s head some more, he could have trained up and tried to break out too! But no! Bet he can’t break steel bars with his bare hands. Bet he can’t kick a steel lever in two. Bet he can’t even do a flip.

Also we never really see him do any really impressive firebending apart from when he has magic comet power, I guesss he shoots some lightning at Zuko, but that’s it and Azula is still better at the lightning thing. Azula has blue flames. Zuko can do firebreakdancing and bend with his swords. Does Ozai, who is not 14 years old, have blue flames? No he doesn’t.

He didn’t even do his coup himself, Ursa had to kill Azulon for him! Could have just challenged Iroh to an Agni Kai for the throne but he didn’t bc he knew he’d lose.

And then he only ruled for like 6 years! He lost a war that had been going on for 100 years bc of a bunch of kids.

Loserlord indeed

#Sokka drunk and ranting at a royal banquet#Fire Lord Zuko with his face in his hands: Please someone take him to his rooms#High Advisor Azula: No no let him talk#avatar the last airbender#atla#the vibes on this are impeccable

we need to give this tweet more credit for im pretty sure coining “die mad about it”

checks out, thank you melanie

The Christmas Gävle Goat hasn’t been burned since 2016 and I feel like its destruction would be the Christmas cheer we all need this year.

YESSSSSSSSSSS

Good morning to the goat arsonist(s) and to the goat arsonist(s) only

DELETE THIS POST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

WHAT THE FUCK

i missed it last year so i’ve had this scheduled for an entire damn year

Great, now I need to clean snorted water out of my keyboard.

Constantly sanitizing everything in stores

Wearing MEDICAL masks when you’re sick.

Curbside pickup and 50% capacity

Knowing a greater number of grown adults are washing their hands. With water AND soap.

More outdoor seating at restaurants in urban areas. That needed to catch on here in America anyway

Online access to jobs which have traditionally been cited as being “impossible” to do from home, thus preventing a large percentage of disabled people from being able to work or attend online classes. 

appreciating retail and service workers and giving them living wages

Having a valid excuse to not see another human

Widespread acceptance of the need for universal income

[video description: a satellite overhead shot of the ever given ship stuck in the suez canal, then close ups of the bottom of the ship as cranes try to dig it out, then just a picture of the ship. the video is set to “we didn’t start the fire”, which is muffled, gets steadily louder, and plays at full volume at the line “trouble in the suez.”]

Aelin any time someone asks what she liked most about being 18

** ToG as a series takes place in the course of just over a year

Lissajous curve table

i dont understand what this is but its so mesmerising

The top row circles determine where the dot is on the X-axis, the left row detetmines where it is on the Y-axis. They’re used to show more complex harmonic motion

@the-real-numbers

Appropriate ways to appreciate this gif:

stopppp everyone absolutely needs to see this

Simple explanation of the bills that farmers in India are protesting - in TikTok form!

hey non indians are encouraged to reblog this actually since what the indian government hates most is word of their terrible governing spreading outside of india! 

Are Wednesdays just gonna be like this in 2021?

So far:

What’s in store for us on February 3rd?

Tune in next week to find out!

so i’ve seen this around a lot and i always felt like the version i listened to just. didn’t have everything? sO! i edited together my three favourite versions of the tik tok sea shanty! enjoy!!

(listen with headphones if possible!)

(yes i know the ending is bad oKaY-)

Hey so I might get a tiktok.

Everytime I see this shanty it gets better. People just keep adding on extra bits that really are the icing on the cake.

I think a common mistake people make about puns is that they often believe puns are meant to make people laugh. This is not so! The emotion that puns are meant to elicit isn’t joy, it’s rage.

Puns are meant to inflict punitive damage

The whiplash of feeling excited and hopeful about Blue Georgia to the horror and anger over witnessing an actual live fascist coup. January 6th sure is a day.