desperately trying to convince myself that i don‘t have the fattest crush on my coworker as if i hadn‘t already looked up the compatibility of our zodiac signs
My best friend loves rob pattinson and over the years she sent me a lot of articles/quotes of him, so here are some of my favourites
(there is A LOT more, this man is INSANE)
Bonus:
i hope whoever is playing football right now loses horribly. i hope they all fall over and explode. i hope no one wins. i hope everyone goes home weeping.
kill me i thought that guy in front was wygd era dan smith for a hot second
Woody, Dan & Walk The Moon
📸 WTM
I'm a pacifist like institutionally but I'm absolutely certain that violence solves at least some problems on a much smaller level. I don't believe in wars or nuclear weapons or military campaigns I do believe in the power of that guy who punched the nazi in the face so hard his entire media presence immediately crumbled to dust
BANANA~
date of origin: june, 2013.
they showed us this at church once
you can unfollow me but you can’t un-read my posts so really i’m the winner here
our paths may have crossed briefly but you still had the misfortune of knowing me
You ask me if my post was necessary, and I ask if you are.
Our queen darlene
31 times goddamn, her late friend is on a magnificent throne in the afterlife
working night shift on new year‘s eve, or as i like to call it „same old shit, different year“
my friends are planning a new year‘s party in our group chat, fully knowing i can‘t come?
i just checked which words on here are banned. absolutely insane. who the fuck approved of this
What was your first source of portable music? Walkman? CD player with headphones? MP3 Player? iPod? Phone?
Happy aniversary you dumb fucks @staff
Happy anniversary, you stupid fucks!
3 YEARS????? time isn’t real