Nicole Williams, Collared (via thelovejournals)
lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
โbend overโ โbend what? overโ
Can we talk about the visuals in this show?
what visuals you mean the fucking spawns of satan that scared me to death as a child?
I'm so blessed that you're mine ๐๐โค๏ธ
when you smile, I smile ๐๐๐
Remember that episode of courage the cowardly dog where a furry bunny runs away fromย abusive dog dude to be with her lesbian cat lover
because that is all you need to remember
when you catch a weaker duplicate in pokemon go
Schrรถdingerโs Pokeball: When the app freezes in the middle of an encounter and the pokรฉmon is both caught and not caught.
It's easy to see she's the perfect girl She's got every single thing That makes up my wildest dreams Sometimes I still can't quite believe she's holdin me ๐๐๐ถ
my mama, my hero first off, happy birthday to the most beautiful woman I have the pleasure of calling my mom! today we celebrate the life that was given to you, a life that I'm blessed for. I thank god every day for you, mama. you're a blessing in itself and I'm beyond lucky to be able to call you my mom. so, today, while you're enjoying your day, please remember that you're not only my mom, but my best friend and my hero and I wouldn't be half the person I am today without you! I hope you have a beautiful birthday with lots of smiles and plenty of laughs! I love you beyond the moon! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAMA!! โค๏ธ๐
TTgo back to school redrawย โค ย
you just turned stagnant water into $200 wine
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not being drunk is so awful
ITS L I T