If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

i beg to differ 

Then Beg

“You will pay for this, Karen.”

Via Cats2K

Put that down

Paramore - Decode

I cant read whenever hot dad's come near me I think I have dilfsexia

Do you ever shut the fuck up

sorry

coping with the pain of living by being a little silly

At night the beast sleeps

He lunged after my cock like he was a polar bear. And I was the last coca cola on earth

unstoppable force (me hating when i have unread messages) vs immovable object (not having the energy to text back and carry a conversation)

oh no im late for zoom class (◯Δ◯∥) *trips and falls and mmy fat fucking tits break my laptop in half* kyaaaaa!!!! (*≧∀≦*)