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he carpools? he carpools to his job at a meth lab?

@dipper-the-destructor / dipper-the-destructor.tumblr.com

📀 25 | she/they | lesbian | animation with a side of the 90s | i block minors and hogwarts house bios 📀
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The older I get the more I admire people who are earnestly, genuinely into whatever their thing is. I know it sounds like an annoying cliche but unless you're being cruel or hurtful there is really no need to be normal about things. The dude with the bad fake accent at the renaissance faire is having the time of his life. The people having photoshoots with their fashion dolls are loving it. The old lady with a yard unreasonably full of tacky ass lawn ornaments is having a blast, HOA be damned.

Don't waste your time being too cool to have fun, y'know?

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“Jesus died for somebody’s sins but not mine melting in a pot of thieves wild card up my sleeve thick heart of stone my sins my own I engrave my own palm sweet black X Adam placed to hex on me I embrace Eve and take full responsibility for every pocket I have picked mean and slick every Johnny Ace song I’ve balled to long before the church made it neat and right So Christ I’m giving you the good-bye firing you tonight I can make my own light shine and darkness too is equally fine you got strung up for my brother but with me I draw the line you died for somebody’s sins but not mine”

Oath by Patti Smith (via alexwiddowson)

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greelin

[guy who likes to help everyone always but is also suicidal and some sort of pervert voice] no yeah you can drink my blood. It’s fine

this is what we like to call “containing multitudes.”. which i do. I do not contain blood anymore however

i just posted this like 30 minutes ago. Give me time to breathe damn

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I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more

Katara: wow so this is Omashu

Aang: back in my day it was called weed city

Sokka: I’m… pretty sure it wasn’t

Aang: that’s what the fire nation wants you to think

Bumi, the second they arrive: welcome to weed city

Sokka: what the fuck

can we get this post to 420,000 notes

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ruhlare

okay but saying “i wish i had known you sooner” — like the love in my heart is growing so big and fast for you that i wish i had the opportunity to have you way earlier by my side, because i want to love you longer than i can do now. my love for you reaches my past and makes a place for you.

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I wish everybody was anxious enough to be as spacially aware in the grocery store as me

Im not going to lie it has me feeling like Neo from the matrix at times. No one is unpredictable to me... Your movements were all calculated ahead of time. And all possible movements you could have made. Nothing gets past this guy

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