“Where is your trunk, human?” [x]

Cutest elephants ever.

hi how are you! my name is Lelophent *tries to shake, feels around awkwardly, finds nose* oh… your trunk is kinda small… hm… well momma said everyone is different and special… nice to meet you “shakes stubby human trunk*

#elephants #cuteness #i would like to shake noses hello

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ok so we’ve all seen that post about how the avengers would react to a creeper hitting on a girl in a bar

but imagine how the harry potter characters would react

harry would quickly slide in, using his “boy who lived famous 5ever” status to distract the creep, giving the girl a chance to slip away
ron would just walk up and be like “oi what the hell is your problem” because fuck it he was no tact
hermione would either calmly tell the guy to leave and invite the girl to sit with her or go BALLISTIC and hex him depending on her mood
ginny would just hex him
luna would start talking about nargles or some shit and scare the guy off
neville would approach the guy, a bit nervous, and politely but firmly tell him to back off
dean and seamus would start making out to make the guy uncomfortable and make him go away
so would james and sirius, i guarantee it
lily would OWN that motherfucker verbally and we all know it
hagrid would just loom over the guy and just glare until he left
mcgonagall would turn into a cat and yowl in his face really loudly
remus would tell him to leave and if that didn’t work, after three warnings, he’d step aside so lily could hex him
fleur would distract the guy, get him to hit on her instead, and then slam that motherfucker’s forehead into the table while bill cheered in the background
bill would start hitting on the guy in an equally creepy fashion
mclaggen… was probably the guy tbh

#hp