The knight who says NI

do it for her (your thirteen year old self)

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

it’s talking heads kermit friday

You have to thrive and make stuff and look at the stars because that's what Prometheus got his liver eaten for every day okay.

Grumble grumble…

Billy Zane as Kit Walker (The Phantom) in The Phantom (1996)

i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’

"goddess" "matriarchy" "female wisdom" girl your civic rights

“But I didn’t and still don’t like making a cult of women’s knowledge, preening ourselves on knowing things men don’t know, women’s deep irrational wisdom, women’s instinctive knowledge of Nature, and so on. All that all too often merely reinforces the masculinist idea of women as primitive and inferior – women’s knowledge as elementary, primitive, always down below at the dark roots, while men get to cultivate and own the flowers and crops that come up into the light. But why should women keep talking baby talk while men get to grow up? Why should women feel blindly while men get to think?”

— Ursula K. Le Guin

"goddess" "matriarchy" "female wisdom" girl your civic rights

“But I didn’t and still don’t like making a cult of women’s knowledge, preening ourselves on knowing things men don’t know, women’s deep irrational wisdom, women’s instinctive knowledge of Nature, and so on. All that all too often merely reinforces the masculinist idea of women as primitive and inferior – women’s knowledge as elementary, primitive, always down below at the dark roots, while men get to cultivate and own the flowers and crops that come up into the light. But why should women keep talking baby talk while men get to grow up? Why should women feel blindly while men get to think?”

— Ursula K. Le Guin

Brings a knife to a gun fight but I throw the knife so perfectly it collides with your bullet and they both explode in the air and while you’re still trying to process what happened I’ve already eaten the rest of your bullets

it’s a tough life for someone like me, who should have been born a muppet

I don't want to cite my references. I want a puppet rat to pop up from the bottom of the screen holding a sign saying "It's True!"

and some sort of bull-headed man that hunts you

anyone else a little peeved that toasters rely so much on jumpscares but are otherwise not very scary

from what i understand this was basically the movement right

Yes, these Muppets have taken Manhatten. The question now is can they HOLD it