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Howdy

@howdy-letsgofishing / howdy-letsgofishing.tumblr.com

The center of a peach looks kind of like an almond
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when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

Your brother is the best

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

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Schrödinger’s boys

FUCK

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

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6qubed

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

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weavemama

SPREAD THE WORD BEFORE THIS ACCOUNT IS CENSORED

and incase anyone accuses me of “overreacting”… yes, scientists are literally fearing censorship policies that will prevent them from informing the public about Earth’s current climate. The EPA (environmental protection agency) all of the sudden had their grant programs frozen. This means that funding for further researched is denied, redevelopment of former industrial sites, air quality monitoring and education. This gag rule also prohibits any EPA employee from talking about it. Trump also banned the EPA from giving social media updates. So yes….. any verified science affiliated social media account IS at risk of being censored under trump’s presidency. The least we can do is further spread these tweets before they get deleted. We deserve to know what’s truly going on in our world…

WE NEED SCIENCE.

The tweets are gone, but the internet is forever. Spread the screenshots, don’t stop talking about this. DON’T LET THEM CENSOR US.

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luvdahawks19

An accurate description;

Someone: how close are you to loosing it? Me: *sound of a puck hitting a goal post in the distance*

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refinery29

This would be a huge blow for the people who fought for more than seven years against the project, a transnational pipeline that would extend from Canada to the Gulf Coast. The venture was killed by President Obama in 2015 because it would contribute to climate change and deter American efforts to reach a global deal addressing this issue.

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inkskinned

u know what … i changed my mind… all u scientists out there who worked ur butts off just to have your research purposefully ignored by the government… do your science thing and bring back the dinosaurs… catch them ignoring you when a velociraptor is our next president…. like ding dong what’s that? it’s science, it doesn’t care about your silly ignorant opinion… it’s back with a vengeance… and it’s hungry, bitch

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