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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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Why’re you being mean to my mum?

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Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

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Robin van Perfect <3333333

This is hard to write.

I’ve been putting off believing rumours for a long time, because your all time favourite football player leaving the club you’ve supported your entire life, isn’t something that is easy to accept. I say he’s my all time favourite footballer and you would probably question my choice, but someone doesn’t have to be the best player in the world to be your favourite.

Being a staunch Manchester United fan, watching Arsenal was never enjoyable, but for one man. These are the moments when i knew he was something special. ~ This is when i knew that he would make his mark and i would absolutely adore him as a player. Even as a rival fan, I couldn’t deny that the sheer class and clinical finishing that Robin delivered on many occasions was truly outstanding. I was envious that Arsenal got given such a gift.

“I always listen to the little boy inside of me in these situations – when you have to make the harder decisions in life. What does he want? That boy was screaming for Man United.” ~ There isn’t much that can beat the feeling of your favourite player deciding that your club is where he wants to be. Seeing him wearing that shirt, donning your clubs crest and making you proud. The elation and joy I felt when he signed is something I can’t describe, but plays very vividly in my mind and I can recall the moment I found out almost like it was yesterday.

Over time you become attached to people, no matter how near or far to you they may be. In his short time with Manchester United, Robin has become so greatly loved by our fans, it is so heart warming to witness and to be a part of. Coming from a rival club where he was captain, where he was an idol and so passionately adored, walking into the devils playpen, Robin received constant abuse and death threats from Arsenal fans. He didn’t let that bother him though, he scored goal after goal and was rewarded greatly for this, by receiving the one thing that Arsenal could never give him - a Premier League title. He gave up a lot to play for this club and i admire his strength and ambition. In his first season Robin did things that nobody could have predicted. Such a prolific goal scorer, it makes me wish that we had signed him sooner. Not only were his goals in bounds, but his goals were breathtaking, astonishing and absolutely beautiful. His goal tally kept creeping up and up, but he wasn’t without his flaws. Having a dry spell for a while would damage recently formed confidence but Sir Alex always showed faith in his team and so Robin continued to play. He scored a penalty against Stoke that would see him celebrate in an exuberant way, running to the touchline and almost knocking Sir Alex off his feet. Always thankful, grateful and showing that he would do anything to keep his place at this club.

Robin brought firepower and passion to this club, he was utilized in the right way, he was wound up and set free, so we could all see him shine. Although his first season most certainly stands out head and shoulders above the rest, I cannot forget the other special moments that he has had since then, especially his hat-trick against Olympiakos when we were trailing 2-0, to pull us through to the quarter finals of the champions league and his last minute goal against Chelsea which sent Old Trafford into raptures. He has graced Old Trafford in a unique way. We’ve had 3 amazing years to understand and appreciate the pure brilliance that he can deliver. He is too special to be forgotten. 

There are many memories of striking goals that will always be engraved in my memory, that will always stand out, that i will always be grateful for. There are moments of madness and some moments of sadness too. I’ve watched Robin grow as a player and a person through the years and to say a footballer is your hero when you don’t even play football yourself seems barbaric, but that’s exactly what he is. A humble and graceful human being, with all the qualities that you wish to posses. His ambition and drive makes you want to better yourself and keep fighting until you reach your goal. His commitment makes you want to work harder and harder until you reach your highest peak. His love and passion for football is undeniable, his dedication to the game is second to none. His battles with injuries year on year haven’t stopped him from wanting to be the best, he is a warrior who always wants to get up, brush himself down and be ready for the next round. His hunger and desire to strive to be the best, is what i will always admire the most.

When Old Trafford erupts and i hear the fans chanting ‘OHHHH ROBIN VAN PEEERSIEEE’ it’s like electricity is shot through my veins and the hairs on the back of my neck stand to attention, goosebumps surge. When i see flashes of red with the number 20, all arms and bandy legs, spread eagled with his infections smile after scoring yet another volley, it makes me question how my heart doesn’t burst from pride. That’s my favourite player and i’m so proud that my heart latched onto him. I will never be ready to say goodbye, but this is how i feel from the top of my head. He will never be forgotten and I will always be so incredibly proud and thankful that we got to have such a fantastic person and player at our club. Legends have come before him and legends will leave after him, but he will always be remembered for the number 20. 

Thank you for everything, and good luck in everything that you chose to do in the future.

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On 8 July 1991, Paul Scholes, Nicky Butt, Gary Neville and David Beckham signed on as Manchester United trainees. They made a total of 2101 appearances for United over a period of twenty years, and were an integral part of the 1999 treble winning team.

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psa: alexis owns not one but two shirts (that we know of) that he made himself with pictures of his dogs on them and if that didn’t just brighten your day idk what will

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