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I was wondering this earlier what kind of life do courtroom sketch artists have? Like that sounds like such a niche job. What kind of qualifications do you need for that

Me if I were a dog

Wizard worm just emerged from a wizarding hole! Lucky you!!!✨🪱🪄🍀

Claim this luck! I know you can use it right about now!

ANTI-FASCIST ACTION

Bam - yup Bam

an ice cold beer topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. lying on top of the ice cream foam is a salted peanut. this is the angel. around him are sprinkles (his tears). this is "the angel's lament", my new cocktail

Sure, why not. ‘Angels lament’

That look.

I am once again thinking about digging holes

It's so fucked up that digging a bunch of holes works so well at reversing desertification

I hate that so much discourse into fighting climate change is talking about bioenginerring a special kind of seaweed that removes microplastics or whatever other venture-capital-viable startup idea when we have known for forever about shit like digging crescent shaped holes to catch rainwater and turning barren land hospitable

literally thought of her at work tonight

GET THEM

-St Augustine, on Alexander the Great

-This girl

They are both right