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I love it when people tell me about me because I have no idea who I am

someone: i love you

my damaged ass: haha, no you don’t

this tweet is the most relatable thing I’ve ever read in my whole life

thanks val

Sex tips from Val

if andrew can forget to turn his oven on for 15 minutes but still get a good bakewell tart done you can do anything

I used to pull all-nighters but now I can barely pull all-dayers

how do people who don’t use adblock get anything done

seeing the hot russian girls who want to get to know me fills me with confidence and a drive i would not have otherwise

LGBT actually stands for

Let’s Get down to Business To defeat the Huns

cute

astrology is fake but it’s still more real than wine tasting