I like to stuff my dick in my clarinet.

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I love my clarinet. I love the way it feels in my hands. The sound it makes blows my mind as well as blows my dick. And I dance too. I dance so fucking hot Satan himself wants to touch my booty. And lets get this straight - I love Spongebob. I just pretend to hate him in order to hide the fact that I'm homophobic and I can't accept my feelings for that hot son of a bitch.

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I decided to delve my boyfriend into my life of music — So from us to you; Happy Holidays, You Bastards.

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ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?

Neither. I choose my clarinet.

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