❛ --- i wanted dirty dancing hungry eyes chemistry, not the fucking pulp fiction twist at jack rabbit slims. ❜
❝ I gave you your drink because I was being polite. I don’t work here, sweetheart. You have two hands, use them. ❞
❛ funny. good samaritan's don't wear prada heels and flit about in coffee shops. if they did, my life would be a lot easier. ❜
❛ i said pumpkin spice, not white chocolate. what the fuck is wrong with you? ❜
/ whispers, like for a starter.
/ whispers, like for a starter.
❛ … considering the fact that i’ve been in this town for a literal twenty hours,
i don’t have a reputation. do you even know my name ? newsflash: i
haven’t outed myself yet. are you high? i’m concerned. ❜
❛ ------ seriously? ❜
THE OLD DESIGN!
i installed it and it worked, guys! it really works! DOWNLOAD IT HERE AND PLS SPREAD THE WORD!
also don’t forget to sign this petition!
❛ …. aren’t you a ray of sunshine. you always this impolite to strangers or am i special? ❜
❛ so, what is it now, amnesia to dull the ache of embarrassment commonly known as your reputation? news flash: there's no take backs when you out yourself to an entire school full of revolutionary freaks and walking gaydars. ❜
smartlinski.
❛ maybe someone, somewhere, in the far back pages of a j. m. barrie novel may've found your 1990's cry baby expression even slightly tolerable, but i don't. so, scram !! ❜
making starters for newbies & iconing, welp.
celestialknife.
❛ what? staring at me isn't going to make you any prettier. ❜
Lauren Cooper - Text Posts 1/?
…I took ecstasy.
I’M ON WHAT?!?
#RealAdvice