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Density map of stars on national flags

Me vision when I get bump on me noggin

please, its 2:30 am, please stop

Every time I see this I’m not sure if its fandom content or just a summary of what being piss drunk with your best friend is like but either way it’s Perfect

I am yelling I landed on a Christian article about Florence & The Machine 

this is honestly probably the best review florence welch has ever received

rb if you want to bury your head into florence’s lap and earn a badge of satanic red wings

wow what kind of gay panic

??? 🤔

this is so fucking funny

I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out

pick a side, clint.

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

Who the fuck wrote this