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† life is the longest death †

@the-real-emma-voltaire / the-real-emma-voltaire.tumblr.com

I have no idea what is going on... Drivetriber. Motoring journalist. model. muppet. fucking weirdo.
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[Image: A close up of Richard Hammond from his series “Invisible Worlds”; there are green house windows behind him and, over the 7) in (217) is a huge spider. (It is huge if you’re arachnophobic like me. And Hammond.) In this bit he was supposed to catch the spider in a glass vial–and he tries but just cannot do it–and I totally get that. The caption reads: “(217): There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom….I can just burn out apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?”]

OH FUCK I DIDN’T EVEN SEE THE SPIDER TILL NOW, I WAS DISTRACTED BY SOMETHING HOT! 

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I found these today, and I remember them so well from 2006, too well...

I still get nightmares of this accident, and car crash dreams all the time. its why i’ve only just started to drive now at 26.... 

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