COMPUTER DISCO AQUARIUM

I love you Bob’s Burgers I love you The Great North I love you animated comedy that is funny without ever being cruel

*heavy southern accent*: terfs aint got no friends

My ideal aesthetic is what I'm calling "sexy tomboy". That is to say, I am 100% femme through and through, but I want to look like what a straight man's idea of a "masculine woman" is. I wanna be masc in the way that LaCroix is fruit flavored, just a little extra something to make things a little more interesting

This you?

I don't think I'll ever recover from this one

my sister & I went to catholic school & when one of us says something tinted with that specific brand of lingering moral scruples in the chat our friend does this

did you type in “wizard staff with orb” but the results were too feminine? or did you preemptively assume that the selection of wizard staffs with orbs would be so vast, you needed to narrow down the results to only the most manly?

no it autofilled to that and i thought it was so funny that i needed to know what would come up

colorblindness check! make sure you can see all of the shapes in the circles; if not, that might mean you've lost some of your ability to see color!

fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

Here's a picture of her, by the way

And her super supportive wife

this is sending me

My favorite Wirt moment 🎃

they'd never make american fleabag because it already exists and it's that episode of always sunny where sweet dee gaslights a priest into ruining his life

tiramisu am i right

okay, god i’m sorry in advance, but here you go. Happy three-year anniversary to this heretofore-buried rubbish.

legend

here’s the lyrics if anyone was having trouble parsing them

they hate me for my slut waist and recurring self harming behavior

In lieu of Watcher’s announcement, I grieve all the more for the first true loss we experienced in the Ghoulboy’s fandom 😔

RIP Hot Daga u were meant for so much more🙏🏻💔