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The Bunker

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Don't forget your shotguns, bulk salt and devil's traps if you wanna hunt with us! This is a safe haven for only the best Hunters. It used to belong to the Men of Letters, but who gives a damn? This is a Hunter's paradise! Join the club today!
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Anonymous asked:

Do you have a masterlist? If you do can you put it in your bio? I would love to read all your stuff in one place😊

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Lets talk about Amara and Dean's relationship

As much as I admire Amara as a sort of neutral villain, she is still the darkness. She claimed to feel remorse for what shes done but clearly she was lying. Just look at what the mark, aka her, did to dean. Turned him into a loveless, remorseless monster. She is the very embodiment of that. She is literally incapable of feeling anything other than hunger, violence, and fulfilling her own needs and agenda. She may be a neutral villain for now, but just watch. We are only mid-season, guys. There's much more to un-fold. As for Dean and her kiss, when hasnt he given in to a kiss with a pretty lady? he wasnt doing anything bad by it, just the dean we know.

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Stabbing myself would probably hurt less than seeing Sad Sammy. Though I gotta say, as hard as it was to watch Sammy’s faith being shattered, that last scene in the cage was outstanding. Major props to Jared and Mark! Seriously. It was amazing to watch. 

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Castiel may very well be an Archangel

The angel we all know and love was created based on the biblical archangel, Cassiel. Not only that, but can you recall the four times castiel died? 1. He went a bit too near Chuck and was blown up by an archangel (pretty sure it was Raphael) 2. Again, he was blown into nasty little chunks by Lucifer for throwing a holy fire molotov at good ol’ Michael. 3. He was again, blown to shit in a lake by those shit-toasting Leviathans. 4. The last one I can recall is poor human Cassie being shanked by his one-night-stand, April, who just happened to be a goddamn reaper. Now, the only time he ‘died’ was when April stabbed him. But I must re-iterate, he was HUMAN. Did he actually die those other times? Of course not. His vessel was destroyed. Who is to say god had a hand in his resurrection if he was never dead? My theory: Each time dear Castiel was blown to shit, not he, but jimmy was destroyed. He simply regained his strength and brought Jimmy back from the dead, causing him further damage. When he was ‘killed’ by the Leviathans, they actually managed to do damage to him, his grace, by corrupting him. However, when he was blown to shit in the lake, they dispersed and therefore removed themselves from him. He brought Jimmy back once again, but his memories were affected by how weak he’d become and he became Emmanuel. Also, this might just be me, but would'nt it take a metric shit ton of power to house all of those Purgatory souls? Can you even imagine a normal angel being able to survive that? I mean sure, he was blown to shit in the end, but the point is, he held them quite a while. Last thing; Castiel’s halo as seen when he recovers his stolen grace from Metatrons library. A gigantic muhfuckin halo? I mean, again, a show of enormous power! I recall only god, jesus and the archangels being depicted with a halo the magnitude of something like that!

Have any feedback or additions to this theory? Send me an ask!

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So they’re just casually driving through the town with blood all over their car.

Professional hunters Sam and Dean Winchester everyone

and they still have blood on the car

lets hope they don’t get pulled over

Cop: care to explain the blood? Dean: uh, well.. Cop: and this snarling severed head in your cooler?

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THERE’S A SEQUEL

vine #1: “They say if you look at something for long enough, you’ll start to love it. [shouting] WELL I’LL BE SHOVING MY COCK IN THE FUCKING BRAKE LIGHTS”

vine #2: “Americans drive on that side of the road. But in England, on this side of the road, you sit here and [shouting] DO FUCKING NOTHING.”

vine #3: “Do you wanna live in London? Do you wanna live life in the fast lane? [shouting] GOOD FUCKING LUCK FINDING IT AHH.”

vine #4: “Here’s another joke. So this American guy walks into a bar. Then an Australian guy walks into the bar. Then a English guy–well, he can’t [shouting] FUCKING MAKE IT.”

vine #5: “You can’t just blame the foreigners for traffic, you can’t even just blame motorists for traffic. Sometimes it’s [shouting] FUCKING SANTA CLAU–”

i truly believe this guy’s vines will be the cause of death

omg I love these

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