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I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

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I produce custom art and graphics for people to put on shirts, mugs, coasters, etc., and I do original artwork for a company that makes patches, ornaments, mugs, and all sorts of things.

I recently got an email from a potential client (who, by the way, had to read the entire page of my website that describes the info I need to do artwork, to get to my email address). 

Client: Yo, make me some art, dude.

Me: What do you want it to be? I need to know about what you want drawn. 

Client: Dude, um, you’re the artist. You draw it.

Me: Draw what? You haven’t told me what you want. 

Client: Well duh. If I could draw, I wouldn’t need you. 

He still hasn’t told me what he wants drawn. 

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Client: I need a logo for my up-and-coming company.

Me: I can surely do that. What is your company about and what is your target audience?

Client: We don’t know yet. We just wanted to get the design aspect of our company brand out of the way before we determine that.

Me: I’m sorry? How can I make a logo without any knowledge or background of what it is you do?

Client: I told you, we will figure it out later, just be creative and make us a logo.

I then explain what I need and what should be done before getting the design portion finished. 

Client: Wow, you really suck at this, what designer can’t just make a logo? You are truly pathetic.

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Fallout 4 Official Trailer

Looks good. Looks damn good. War. War never changes. Feels good Ron Perlman, feels damn good. 

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Mighty No. 9 gets a new trailer

Mega Man may be dead somewhere in Capcom’s basement but his memory lives on thanks to Kickstarter. Mighty No. 9 is basically Mega Man without being called Mega Man. He’s a lot like those Malt-O-Meal cereals you see in bags at your local grocer with names like ‘Fun Charms’ and ‘Wholesome O’s’. You and I both know that’s some damn Lucky Charms and Cheerios. 

Mighty No.9 is slated to hit the PC, PS4, Xbox One and Wii U this September. 

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Greetings From Mars

Paris based photographer Julien Mauve has created a series of imaginative photos of what the first human photographs would look like on Mars. Julien has always wondered what it would be like to discover a totally different world, lifeless, full of wild landscapes and what it would be like to photograph it for the first time.

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Source: julienmauve.com
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In honor of today’s concluding issue of Samurai Jack, issue 20, a series of Jack covers by series artist Andy Suriano. 

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