30 years from now kids in AP US history are gonna have to write a DBQ where one of the documents is the lyrics to “same love”
just witnessed a woman in stop&shop shouting “no!!! paper towels too?!” at a rack of paper towels with the despicable me minions printed on them
quitting my job to devote my life to standing outside microbreweries to warn everyone that the beers inside are normal size
college tips: absolutely take that three hour lecture that meets once a week? what, you want to go in three times a week for an hour instead? also your prof will 90% tire out by the 2 hour mark and let you go anyway. don’t listen to that post with 30k notes
This is 100% true every 3hr once-a-week ive ever had was super chill. Profs would let us leave and get food, as long as someone brought them back coffee/French fries/etc
Every prof reached that point where they were like why???why did I do this??? Why did any of us do this???
My 3 hour lecture turned into a 1hour lecture a week because my teacher was like “I will litterally cover all the material before the semester is over at this rate.”
They also tend to be (in some colleges) smaller classes with better and more in depth discussion, you get to analyze material more and go off in a billion directions in discussions without worrying about time restraint as much.
Especially for history/lit type majors!
They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine
They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am
They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am
socks on Christmas
too little too late
Republican children look like the delightful children from down the lane tbh
Omg
My kink is being a Texan and saying Happy Holidays to Christian white people and having them passive aggressively reply Merry Christmas to me, knowing that they will go home and write a lengthy Facebook dissertation about the war on Christianity that I’ve begun to wage in my humble Jamba Juice. That really gets me going
boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit