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some entity: [possesses me] i-
me: FINALLY. alright, you're taking everything from here? you're good? i'll be in the back getting some rest, come get me if you need me
entity: you-
me: you know what? you're right. why hang around when i can just go on vacation? souls can do that, right? so it's settled! see ya whenever. call me if you need anything, have any questions, et cetera
entity: i don't have your number-
me, glancing back, suitcases already packed: what? oh, shi- seriously? did you really think i meant-? it was... i just said that because that's what you're supposed to say. i didn't MEAN it. that was the whole point. don't need anything. don't call me. won't even... have a phone on me. i've got no physical body, buddy. man, you're such a kidder... a good sense of humor will get you far. anyway! you've got this. [kicks the door open] have fun! i'll be back... probably
