can someone pls give me a ‘you left 3 yrs ago in the middle of the night with not even a goodbye letter and now you’re on my door step w a kid that looks exactly like me’ plot pls 

“–Eat me.”

“Excuse me?”

roman + smoking

My character takes a fatal blow intended for your character. How does your character react?

DO IT! EVEN IF WE’VE NEVER INTERACTED OR ONLY IN CHATZY AND CAH, DO IT!. I have a need to torture Gen and myself with feels.

◕‿◕✿ those ships that ruin you so much that you think about them in the middle of the night and want them to live happily ever after in their own tiny corner of the world but the masochist in you keeps giving you plots for angst that ultimately end up in either a break up or death. ◕‿◕✿

If I should die tomorrow

                Know this of me

                            All I ever wanted to do

                                               Was some good in this world

                                                                                    And I did try.

                                                                                                      God, did I try.

I never thought we’d be here… but apparently there are 100+ people out there who actually care for what Murples and I do all day. Seriously guys WTF? It’s not like I’m good at pretending to be John Murphy.  Anyways, here we are approximately  three and a half month after starting this blog I reached 100 followers. (Actually it’s over 140 but that’s because I had his blog before with another muse and I don’t count those old follower) Couldn’t say that it was a short time to gain 100 followers, but I guess there are a few Murphy’s out there so that’s okay with me. I love all my followers, those I talk to as well as those I don’t talk to.  Thank you to all of you who put up with me, especially  my non stop OOC talking and my constant german conversations in the tags with my bae screwyoufears.  

Murphy’ baes 

screwyoufears: We’ve been rping together since my second week with this blog. I think no one knows more about the mun than you. Our two idiots are perfect together. #1 Bellamy forever. 

grounderiisms: Freyja is a cutey and sorry for writing her name wrong constantly. I probably will never learn it. Anyways. First I was skeptical, but now I love our stuff so, so much. 

murphy-exiled : the biggest canadian Murphy! This tiny german murples is so glad you are there to share weird headcanons and talk about deep shit on skype. 

notsoheavynly: there is just one thing I need to say. The waterbender grounder! You know what I’m talking about! This is it, the mun makes me laugh so hard sometimes, no one understand. Sharing horrible fanfiction is the best way to get to know each other. We should do more. 

Murphy’s favorite mutuals  

xthene, kingofthe100, kingofthebrave, sxpxrnxva

Murphy’s mutuals 

peopleneedtxknow, outsiidxr, okteiviaofthesky, hopeisxverything, skaissecond, leaderofthetrikru, criminalxclarke, lexa-kom-trikru, kingcoupedegrace, prxncessoftheskypeople, trackerofthe100, solitaryxsoldier, dcntblowup, jadedanddisgusted, notthefirsttodye, underfloors, bygcnes, mechanicc, hxtmewithit, gonaiisms, sarcasiisms, techboyxmonty, thxmatriarch savageaugustus

Murphys missing bae’s (because I haven’t heard  or seen something of them in a long time and I’m worried)

octaviiabllakes, prxncessclarke, chemicallyinclined, youspeltdiewrong

Murphy’s stalking victims 

gofloatyourselfx, unluckythen, hedaofthe12, goggledhero, damnbrace, bxsicphysics, delinquentmiller, likeabraham, 

The Murphy Army (In no alphabetical order because I was too lazy for that)

geneticallyalteredrocket, @priinccss, @glacha, @houseandmachine, demonichound, @notintxuble, cryofjustice, pathshechose, peanitbear, protectmypeople, choseherownfate, @fightlefinher, the100healer, glxssiisms, admirablehanna, longbottomtwins, a-grounder, thelxstmarauder, clxrkc, bearsburdenforthem, thewilsonwarriors, skaienjusprisa, eudoraoftheskypeople, stalwartwarrior, skaiwarrior, captainspangly, @alexmxphy, @ofwxrriorblood, love6ix, polymathisms, mechxnicist, ixchelthenagual, insurgxncy, dangerouslytris, reyesthemechanic, @secretkeepiing, torettoisms, sorrypriincess, @yourdailydoesofocs, earthly-bliss, whitelaceandxstrange, @morethanxpretty, justkirayukimura, reginaxumbrae, brokenglxss, delinquent-clarke, malfoygasmic, useless-dead-girl, itslarralde, imprxdent, professionalxtalker, thesongbiird summersstoryrp

waiting for a reply then realizing it’s been your turn for like eight years.

I WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU GUYS SO MESSAGE ME YOUR NAME AND SOMETHING ABOUT YOU

Reblog if your muse has ever committed a crime.

Rosen Knight  (via roleplaymemesandsuch)