SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

The bigger your shoes the bigger your dick, the bigger your car the smaller your dick. No wonder people are so afraid of clowns.

you made me read this,,, with my innocent eyes

calling in thicc today

the impulse to just make weird noises for no reason is something i have to ignore like 24/7

Michael Jackson hated touring lol 

Me

Me at any social gathering

these are so much funnier when you remember that he always carried a gun on set

He what

WHAT!!!!!

This sounds like one of those late night bumps that would come on adult swim back in the day

love

BUH-GLOCK

For all you Sailor Moon fans! 🌙

More info at: http://instagram.com/nancy.limstore

me alone in my bedroom at 3am on a tuesday

aw shit get it wednesday

This is the Earths theme tune🙌🏻

thank u for ur contribution, Iceland

Me at any social gathering

Zen: Are you sure you’re okay??? You don’t have to go to Jumin’s place if you don’t want too!!

Jaehee: Are you sure you’re alright? 

Me, arriving @ Jumins penthouse: